Hello, please anonymously.Work in an ultrasound office today…

Hello, .Work in an ultrasound office was very good mood,and I decided to divide into different categories:1.the patient-on the contrary(say that stripped to the waist top,he removes all the bottom,and even cowards, I say lie on your back,he lies down on his stomach, on your left side,it lies on the right,I explain where to go to the toilet,he goes in the other direction )…2.the patient is taciturn (standard question:is there a direction, a previous survey that worried, why do ultrasound? In response dead silence, dissatisfied face and the short answer is:just to check. Then after the examination is when we say goodbye, gives :tell me that I had written … you saw the other, and what it is ,how to treat)…3.patient diarrhea(sorry!): all testing not silenced, the eternal questions that there?and what is it?it’s scary?although I explain that let’s the doctor take a look and will explain everything, otherwise you can miss something,to escape,and in some situations, the conversation interferes with the examination.4.patient all know!so say seasoned😀that do not need to explain how to prepare,how to go, and that he has revealed, and to what doctor it is necessary to go. Conclusion received and until next time!5.patient a gargle. This is the category of people who think that after the study of the mammary glands, lymph nodes,scrotum, and thyroid,they need to wash wipe with water from the sink for the staff,on which the words“impossible to wash” 《what this then!?》.Yes Yes all written in simple language that it reached people,but apparently does not reach. And what you can come up with categories. Share! all good 🙂


15 years ago the night runs to us…

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Anonymously!A little humor to the ribbon) came Today…

Anonymously!A little humor to the ribbon) came in Today for vaccinations with your child.The pediatrician wasn’t there when she came,as usual asked you,I said to the vaccine.In this moment comes,the grandmother, who is not known in any way at children.advice,they have a pediatrician had a conversation(the grandmother apparently takes place whether med.inspection in some honey.institution,or […]


In the emergency maternity ward at a large table,…

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Born of a woman. lying on rakhmanovka. After more…

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Interesting case, it occurred over 20 years…

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Good night, let the Council please meet…

Good night, give advice please, Dating a guy 30 years old in 28 he had a stroke, his heart no no Yes grab, pressure at work, he rose to 165, the pupils are different, talked like a drunk, sent him to the doctor no responsibility to work for him did not want to take, we’re […]


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