Hello, please anonymously.Work in an ultrasound office today…

Hello, .Work in an ultrasound office was very good mood,and I decided to divide into different categories:1.the patient-on the contrary(say that stripped to the waist top,he removes all the bottom,and even cowards, I say lie on your back,he lies down on his stomach, on your left side,it lies on the right,I explain where to go to the toilet,he goes in the other direction )…2.the patient is taciturn (standard question:is there a direction, a previous survey that worried, why do ultrasound? In response dead silence, dissatisfied face and the short answer is:just to check. Then after the examination is when we say goodbye, gives :tell me that I had written … you saw the other, and what it is ,how to treat)…3.patient diarrhea(sorry!): all testing not silenced, the eternal questions that there?and what is it?it’s scary?although I explain that let’s the doctor take a look and will explain everything, otherwise you can miss something,to escape,and in some situations, the conversation interferes with the examination.4.patient all know!so say seasoned😀that do not need to explain how to prepare,how to go, and that he has revealed, and to what doctor it is necessary to go. Conclusion received and until next time!5.patient a gargle. This is the category of people who think that after the study of the mammary glands, lymph nodes,scrotum, and thyroid,they need to wash wipe with water from the sink for the staff,on which the words“impossible to wash” 《what this then!?》.Yes Yes all written in simple language that it reached people,but apparently does not reach. And what you can come up with categories. Share! all good patients🙂


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