Call 911, You call me…

911 call – You 911, what is your problem? – 123 Main Street. – Okay, what’s happening? – I’d like to order a pizza. (well, cool, another prank call) – mA’am you’ve reached 911. Yeah, I know. Can I order a large pizza? Half pepperoni and half with cheese, mushrooms and pepper. – Mmmm…. I’m sorry, you know what you 911? – Yes how much time will it take? – Okay, mA’am, are you all right in there? Is there a threat to your ? “Yes, it is. (a moment of recognition, confess, up until this point you thought, “what a stupid ”). …And you can’t talk about it because someone else is in the with you? Yes, it’s true. So how much time will it take? The nearest patrol about a mile from your place. Is there guns in this house? – No. – Can you stay with me? – No. I’m for you, thank you. The Manager punched the address in the database and found … [club179918450|Read the rest]


Medical history is always of interest from a wide…

Medical history is always the interest of the General public. So I have one that will be remembered for a lifetime. Classics – emergency Department, 2 in the morning. The patient, male, 50 years. Shy (the only available surgeon was a woman 26 years old =) – pelvic pain, temperature 39-40, been sick for 2 […]


Dear doctors and members of the group! I have…

Dear doctors and subscribers of the group! I have boiling, want to vent their resentment. I myself am a medical student, and let that I’m a doctor with lots of experience behind you, but now I am ashamed of our medicine, namely for the relationship between medicine and religion. It all started with my first […]


The shift passed fairly quietly, when at 3:40…

Duty was rather quiet, when at 3:40 we awoke to the sound of rolling… Quickly got up, went to the operating room. Brought the kid, 20 years. In a twisted mind. Apparently, drunk. Unknown. Anesthesiology quick connect devices, the nurse places the catheter. The patient wakes up, looks around. Tried to escape, but his hands […]


Want to tell a story about how I…

Want to tell the story about how I dreamed since childhood of becoming a doctor and did not work. When I was little my grandmother has been an EMT, and my mother worked at the hospital. Grandma was constantly telling stories about working on the ambulance and I was interested to hear. All my childhood […]


About a week ago I felt an unpleasant sensation…

about a week ago I felt an unpleasant sensation and some discomfort in her right ear and rely on the chance I’m not used and gathering all his courage together,went to the doctor. The doctor,after seeing the suffering on the verdict : “a Cold neck!”.Gave me pills and ointment for the neck, which in total […]


Anonymously please. For my small experience…

Anonymously please. For my small experience, too, has something to share. The little baby was born, the weight is good, height everything is fine. MA e immediately made perevezennya pipes, because it was a bicornuate uterus. But the story is not about that. While she observed the child, n which pathology revealed nebylo. When sent […]


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