Call 911, You call me…

911 call – You 911, what is your problem? – 123 Main Street. – Okay, what’s happening? – I’d like to order a pizza. (well, cool, another prank call) – mA’am you’ve reached 911. Yeah, I know. Can I order a large pizza? Half pepperoni and half with cheese, mushrooms and pepper. – Mmmm…. I’m sorry, you know what you 911? – Yes how much time will it take? – Okay, mA’am, are you all right in there? Is there a threat to your ? “Yes, it is. (a moment of recognition, confess, up until this point you thought, “what a stupid ”). …And you can’t talk about it because someone else is in the with you? Yes, it’s true. So how much time will it take? The nearest patrol about a mile from your place. Is there guns in this house? – No. – Can you stay with me? – No. I’m for you, thank you. The Manager punched the address in the database and found … [club179918450|Read the rest]


I work as a dentist. Was the boy…

Work as a dentist. Was a boy 8 years old accompanied by her grandmother. In the treatment process, of course , was sitting with his mouth open. All manipulations were carried out under anesthesia, was painless, the boy sat quietly. At the stage of the seal see from his eyes a stream of tears. Next, […]


Hello. Lay last year in the hospital…

Hello. Lay last year in hospital gastroenterological Department. The doctor called me to the staffroom. Staffroom is large, several doctors. What I saw there, I was a little shocked. On one of the window sills were icons, they were very many. To be honest, I was not myself. If you’d been standing in the corner […]


Anonymously!A little humor to the ribbon) came Today…

Anonymously!A little humor to the ribbon) came in Today for vaccinations with your child.The pediatrician wasn’t there when she came,as usual asked you,I said to the vaccine.In this moment comes,the grandmother, who is not known in any way at children.advice,they have a pediatrician had a conversation(the grandmother apparently takes place whether med.inspection in some honey.institution,or […]


Patient – grandfather livestock. Happy grandfather…

Patient – grandfather livestock. Happy grandfather, full of life. Only now travels by wheelchair. Six weeks ago broke his femur. In the district hospital to treat, decided not to operate, fully plastered. By the way, the standing of fragments was really good. Grandparent’s house they took the cast off and decided to “set bones”. In […]


I want to present three short sketches from the cancer…

Want to present three short sketches of the Oncology Department, seen from the inside. 1. Silent Roommate, age 60. And many willingly tells me about his family: wife, four adult children and grandchildren. In the chamber, talking loudly with friends on the phone. And I was surprised to learn that he hides from everyone that […]


I must say, it was long ago, now maybe…

I must say, it was long ago, now maybe it’s different. So. In my childhood I almost never got sick. Well, maybe a cold. And not just sick, and the clinic my mom did not drive. Policlinica and my map was completely empty. And now I’m graduating and I need to go to College. I […]


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