Call 911, You call me…

911 call – You 911, what is your problem? – 123 Main Street. – Okay, what’s happening? – I’d like to order a pizza. (well, cool, another prank call) – mA’am you’ve reached 911. Yeah, I know. Can I order a large pizza? Half pepperoni and half with cheese, mushrooms and pepper. – Mmmm…. I’m sorry, you know what you 911? – Yes how much time will it take? – Okay, mA’am, are you all right in there? Is there a threat to your ? “Yes, it is. (a moment of recognition, confess, up until this point you thought, “what a stupid ”). …And you can’t talk about it because someone else is in the with you? Yes, it’s true. So how much time will it take? The nearest patrol about a mile from your place. Is there guns in this house? – No. – Can you stay with me? – No. I’m for you, thank you. The Manager punched the address in the database and found … [club179918450|Read the rest]


To be honest, I have long started to be disappointed…

to be honest, I have long started to be disappointed in the profession because of all kinds of paper bureaucracy, low wages, consumer attitudes towards health workers and many other things. I also somewhat@*@ – particle began to treat patients: all their wishes, if fulfilled, how would favor. The specificity of work in intensive care […]


Anon. Dear honey. Workers. You resent what…

anon. Dear honey. Workers. You resent what patients are bad. And you yourself admitted his mistake? Error or colleagues? Yes, you are the same people and doing my job, someone good, someone bad. But you have to understand that patients don’t know a lot in medicine. For example my child could not 2 months to […]


In such circumstances lay my grandfather….

Now lay my grandfather. In the hospital Orekhovo-Zuyevo. Moscow oblast. Arrived in their legs, due to heart problems. Lay 2 weeks in Cardiology and neurology. He did drip. Doing enema. Put on insulin. Died two weeks later from sepsis. Only when I arrived two days before death, showed it to the urologist. The result: purulent-non-fatal […]


Bring the brow with an acute attack of appendicitis. People…

Bring chela with acute appendicitis. Pax twisted with pain very complex figure, Hatha yoga rest in the hallway. Seriously, in this situation the person really is experiencing terrible pain from what is not thinking. The case was extremely heavy, the person had to be cut, so the clothes he tore literally on the move, on […]


Dear group administrator! The band is called “overheard…

Beloved administrator of the group! The music group is called “overheard at the doctors”, so what’s……. they have arranged a complaints book for patients? I these fu and Fi at work. Let’s filter. Or change the audience. What are the “complain about doctors, ” and all will match the content! Thanks for vnimanie admin: Dear […]


What I would not like to hear, lying on…

That I would not like to hear, lying on the operating table: 1 . BL@AA! 2 . Anyone seen my watch? 3. And why I’m so pissed yesterday!? 4. Fucking mouth! In the instructions someone ripped 47th page! 5. Come on, bring it back! Bad dog! 6. So! He already has children, isn’t it!? 7. […]


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