We had at the time…

we had at the time the substation in such a . He with us one old , doctor, I will not say the name. The toilets at the substation was cold, and therefore she never visited, all tried. And then suddenly often. We are of course interested. For a long time she was silent, finally told the that residential toilets can hide a variety of exotic animals. Assumptions were a lot. From lizard to giraffe. And her nurse worked. Also the old man, uncle Kostya. Here we drugged him, he split. Once the doctor looked the patient, said prick, and like to wash their hands off, and she, of course, the toilet. Suddenly the noise, the noise, the doctor flies into the with his pants down, and ж0пе her parrot and dog. I must say, the parrot was healthy. The type of cockatoo. It turns out that he lived in this apartment and flew freely through the rooms, and when strangers came, its in the outhouse was locked, so he people with his nasty views and a Creek not scared. So he sat in the toilet water drinking. And now imagine. You’re sitting in the toilet, drink water, and above you ass is hanging. What will you do? Of course I’ll bite. There he is bitten.


The author, unfortunately, unknown☺ Ethanol: -…

the Author, unfortunately, unknown☺ Ethanol: – hi-hi, it’s me again! Get freaky? Liver: Oh, noooo… Member: Oh, noooo… Brain: Oh, yeah! Uh, dick, what’s it to you last time did not like? Member: – for Example, probing the urethra. Brain: So it was necessary to think before to go nowhere without protective gear. Member: – […]


Please publish, if possible, anonymously. Work…

please Publish, if possible, anonymously. Working as a pediatrician in the village the first year after uni. Really need the advice of colleagues. Tell. May 13, Monday, I called the mother home, her two children (boy 1 and girl 2 years) on the weekend the temperature rose, with her words 39. Upon inspection of the […]


I must say, it was long ago, now maybe…

I must say, it was long ago, now maybe it’s different. So. In my childhood I almost never got sick. Well, maybe a cold. And not just sick, and the clinic my mom did not drive. Policlinica and my map was completely empty. And now I’m graduating and I need to go to College. I […]


So, ladies and gentlemen, I propose an investigative experiment. Take

… so, gentlemen, I propose an investigative experiment. Pick up a number of Shoe covers and roll into small, tight ball. Rolled up? Now shove it up your — Yeah, well, why so corny? Not there! Stick it into the windpipe. Just throw the ball in his mouth and immediately breathe in the air. Got? […]


My name is Paul, I met the most…

my Name is Paul, I met the most wonderful girl in the world, her name was Masha, I even breathe without her, could not. We started Dating and she immediately moved to me and we began to live together. Then got married, I wanted children, but she didn’t she said she wants to live for […]


What I would not like to hear, lying on…

That I would not like to hear, lying on the operating table: 1 . BL@AA! 2 . Anyone seen my watch? 3. And why I’m so pissed yesterday!? 4. Fucking mouth! In the instructions someone ripped 47th page! 5. Come on, bring it back! Bad dog! 6. So! He already has children, isn’t it!? 7. […]


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