Duty was rather quiet, when at 3:40 we awoke to the sound of rolling… Quickly got up, went to the operating room. Brought the kid, 20 years. In a twisted mind. Apparently, drunk. Unknown. Anesthesiology quick connect devices, the nurse places the catheter. The patient wakes up, looks around. Tried to escape, but his hands and feet tied to the operating table. We all tie to waving his limbs. Starts yelling… Let me drink! I want to drink! – Today, you already had enough to drink! the anesthesiologist did not have time not to relax. He had no time to even eat. So we have to work hungry and angry… I’m cold! Cover me! I’m freezing! Trying not to react, but it becomes even worse. – Are you kidding me! Drinking is not allowed! I want to freeze! – Katya, dial the prop in foul santourum not to twitch. – Oh, you C*uki, you want to kill me, so I jerked! Yes, I have you all here… (I will Not literally cause it was quite a lot). The hand of the anesthesiologist beloved will leave the patient’s head to the table. – Bitch, you zae*al to yell! Fucked*lo close until the PI*dy. I’m in a little shock. “Che, do you?!” Introduced prop*a foul, zainteresovani asleep. Began to explore. On the right side of his head wound. Kind of shallow. But CT (computed tomography) it is necessary to go, who knows what. Right arm is broken in the forearm. Right broken 3 ribs, have a lung CT scan. Fracture of the right pelvis, fracture of the right tibia. – He fell or something?! the anesthesiologist assesses the damage. – The guys (ambulance) said passers-by found him at the entrance. – I wonder what floor he was thrown… Comes trauma: – Family it called. Say fell. At a friend’s birthday, they are on to something there argued, it from the 6th floor and leaped. – (chorus) They*I! – He leaped and his cronies were afraid, began to descend. And was left downstairs lying, I thought – died. It turns out that the guy is 18 years old. Arguing whether on a box of vodka, or something like that… From the 6th floor jumped. He or just “not yourself”, or do not even know… But won the dispute, man! Took a CT, a skull miraculously intact. Head stitched up. Pneumothorax (air in the pleural cavity. The more air, the less space for the lungs), put the tube to remove air. On arm and leg put in plaster. The mummy was sent to the Department in the intensive care unit. 18 years! 6 floor! On a bet! This is necessary so to get drunk… He still lucky to be alive, no brain damage. But you can disabled from this situation to go and die, God forbid! Be careful, argue only for things that are not dangerous for Your life!
Within the distant student years We worked in the emergency room of the hospital. In one of the following shifts happened. Brought to us a young girl, eighteen years old with complaints of lower back pain. Called the urologist, checked kidneys, and everything else on the list — it’s all right. Finally called the gynecologist. […]
Medical history is always the interest of the General public. So I have one that will be remembered for a lifetime. Classics – emergency Department, 2 in the morning. The patient, male, 50 years. Shy (the only available surgeon was a woman 26 years old =) – pelvic pain, temperature 39-40, been sick for 2 […]
Wildly annoyed by people who do not know what they need from the pharmacist. Currently standing in a queue that is built in the three tail, somewhere at the end of another era has come, and the customer slowly finds out what tablet she should buy, definitely sticking such important and useful cues, such as: […]
the emergency Department. The guy goes from 20 to 22 years with a large cut on the leg below the knee. Damaged veins and tendons. All pale from the loss of blood. Played with friends in football near some construction site. Tripped plus fell on a piece of tin. His friends, instead of having to […]
TEST THAT WILL HELP MEDICAL STUDENTS CHOOSE THEIR FUTURE SPECIALTY.One of the largest medical universities in USA – University of Virginia published the results of years of study of personal characteristics of physicians of different specialties. In this (quite interesting) study, the researchers determined the most typical and typical (almost gruppoobrazuyuschaya) peculiarities of temperament, attitudes, […]
5 in the morning. Very persistent banging at the door. So slow, knowing that in an hour get up for work. The husband, unfortunately, on duty. In the next room snores peacefully on the eve flew to visit my brother. – Open soon!!! Open, on the threshold stands a woman, catches the eye so annoying […]