The shift passed fairly quietly, when at 3:40…

Duty was rather quiet, when at 3:40 we awoke to the sound of rolling… Quickly got up, went to the operating . Brought the kid, 20 . In a twisted mind. Apparently, drunk. Unknown. Anesthesiology quick connect devices, the nurse places the catheter. The patient wakes up, looks around. Tried to escape, but his hands and feet tied to the operating table. We all tie to waving his limbs. Starts yelling… Let me drink! I want to drink! – , you already had enough to drink! the anesthesiologist did not have time not to relax. He had no time to even eat. So we have to work hungry and angry… I’m cold! Cover me! I’m freezing! Trying not to react, but it becomes even worse. – Are you kidding me! Drinking is not allowed! I want to freeze! – Katya, dial the prop in foul santourum not to twitch. – Oh, you C*uki, you want to kill me, so I jerked! Yes, I have you all here… (I will Not literally cause it was quite a lot). The hand of the anesthesiologist beloved will leave the patient’s head to the table. – Bitch, you zae*al to yell! Fucked*lo close until the PI*dy. I’m in a little shock. “Che, do you?!” Introduced prop*a foul, zainteresovani asleep. Began to explore. On the right side of his head wound. Kind of shallow. But CT (computed tomography) it is necessary to go, who knows what. Right arm is broken in the forearm. Right broken 3 , have a lung CT scan. Fracture of the right pelvis, fracture of the right tibia. – He or something?! the anesthesiologist assesses the damage. – The guys () said passers-by found him at the entrance. – I wonder what floor he was thrown… Comes trauma: – Family it . Say fell. At a ’s birthday, they are on to something there argued, it from the 6th floor and leaped. – (chorus) They*I! – He leaped and his cronies were afraid, began to descend. And was left downstairs lying, I thought – died. It turns out that the guy is 18 years old. Arguing whether on a box of vodka, or something like that… From the 6th floor jumped. He or just “not yourself”, or do not even know… But won the dispute, man! Took a CT, a skull miraculously intact. Head stitched up. Pneumothorax (air in the pleural cavity. The more air, the less space for the lungs), put the tube to remove air. On arm and leg put in plaster. The mummy was sent to the Department in the intensive care unit. 18 years! 6 floor! On a bet! This is necessary so to get drunk… He still lucky to be alive, no brain damage. But you can disabled from this situation to go and die, God forbid! Be careful, argue only for things that are not dangerous for Your life!


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