In the mid 00’s I worked on the ambulance the medic mobile team. Winter, the epidemic of SARS. To all teams: both linear and Bits, and obstetrics – were given to pediatric calls. Delays up to 4 hours. Ora and screaming parents. It does not matter. Come to the call: a Child. Temperature. Not break. In fact: a very serious girl about five years old with a temperature of 39, and excited parents. The doctor writes the map. I type “three”. Prick the patient eerily. Children I a priori mind. But what to do? Girl in silence (jaw clenched) lies face down in the pillow, the lower a little tights. Pop with a fist. Mom Dotes. Put a shot. The kid can’t even make a sound. Girl pulls pantyhose, face still in the pillow. Sit for 15 minutes. Expect (doctors will understand why). Girl face in the pillow. Recommendations. Going to leave. Mom says, “Honey, what doctors say is necessary? They leave”. Silence five seconds. A muffled voice from the pillow: “@Ki”!!!
Today went to the clinic, did not buy the shoes, because I was just there in registry. The nurse at this time mopping the floor and started yelling at me almost the good mate that I have no Shoe covers, I do not support the fact that the ambulance was forced to put on Shoe […]
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Work as a dentist. Was a boy 8 years old accompanied by her grandmother. In the treatment process, of course , was sitting with his mouth open. All manipulations were carried out under anesthesia, was painless, the boy sat quietly. At the stage of the seal see from his eyes a stream of tears. Next, […]
Know how much it costs to train for real, not on paper, doctor? Physician in every sense? How much for the time, energy, money? By the way, when young, when learning, do not imagine what will happen in the future. Enthusiasm warms. PS: Imagine that you have been saving for a house. Finally collected the […]
Anonymously I would Like to touch upon the topic of treatment friends. In the second year of practice in therapy sent us to the emergency hospital. The cardiology Department. Well, you know, Yes-how many injections I/o, and droppers, a Paradise for the green and shaky hands. Gives me m/with chalk plus tells him to go […]
– 3дравствуй, Alex. The doctor entered the room and smiled warmly to the patient. “Hello,” happy young man sitting on the edge of the bed, what might your name be? Where is uncle nick? – Nikolai Ivanovich today. My name is Gregory Pavlovich. He asked me today to replace it and to talk to you. […]