You can hear the nurse in the emergency Department….

you can hear the nurse in the emergency Department. “You’re a nurse, you’re more lady like.” said the huge man to the nurse with the growth of 163cm and weighing 42 kg At the sight of me from the back seat and left. (Mixed hospital) “And I now doctor prescribed, do you think maybe it is better to drink often or have some analogs?” or “I’m spoil(a) I have “boleznyam” as I am not prescribed the drug will react?” – each 4 people, the question why remained silent while he was surgeon – look puzzled. “Actually, you are obliged to do everything I feel comfortable!” 53 old, what a pity that we need to listen to this and nothing more. “Can he leave?” – if the patient is a girl and the surgeon will conduct a rectal examination of the rectum for the presence of blood: I can go into the other . The medic being asexual, but not everyone cares. “Can I ECG girl?” and that’s not guessed, this is often a male with a hairy chest who wants to impress the girl with his powerful muscles(no). I swear, soon a folder with photos of make what would choose. “Can I have some water to drink?” – 2 a.m., comes the body, asks for some water. The guard forgot to close the door, it is good that you haven’t slept yet. “You’re so beautiful in chirostoma, like boys, , want to take a walk in your free time?” – you can’t say no girl in the world. “I’ve got a cousin lies, surname B, or G, but it certainly ends on a “new” look for yourself. Phone? Yes, the phone he has. No I won’t call, look for” 8 a.m. only change we passed. The result was not the same hospital, are now asking what put the patient, in order to know if the profile of the hospital. Classic: “What that you’re young, can I have m\s older?” and this for\m injection But@PA…. And I love my job. Tempers. Plus a lot of practice in the emergency Department. Students, here’s a tip – go to work in the emergency Department, where all the juice. Will teach you everything show everything, tell everything.


The history of the Internet in our endocrinology Department is…

History of the Internet in our endocrinology Department is a “permanent customer”- Vasily P. Bob in my 45 years did not work, as he had no time – he thumps. About 5 years ago Bob was dobralsya to acute pancreatitis, and as a result insulinnezavisimogo pancreatogenic diabetes. To continue to live, to plump and not […]


Here’s a bedtime story)the FIRST PATIENT …

Here’s a bedtime story)the FIRST PATIENT Like change, but not all and not all. And now, eighteen years I go to the same dentist from a small private clinic. His name is Boris. Bob is a very positive budderball, about my age. How old is godly, and he knows my teeth better than I know […]


To be honest, I have long started to be disappointed…

to be honest, I have long started to be disappointed in the profession because of all kinds of paper bureaucracy, low wages, consumer attitudes towards health workers and many other things. I also somewhat@*@ – particle began to treat patients: all their wishes, if fulfilled, how would favor. The specificity of work in intensive care […]


I want to share! Always with respect for…

Want to share! Always with respect for the medical profession, but alas….. my husband was hit by a car, the Ambulance arrived very quickly, worked harmoniously, were taken to a hospital on duty; tests, ultrasound, MRI, all done, the diagnosis of TBI, hemorrhage, and brain contusion. Exactly on the 7th day he will be discharged […]


Anonymous, please. Dory day. I want to write a gratitude to the doctors…

Anonymously, please. Dory day. I want to write to thank the doctors for their patience, kindness, understanding. Recently passed on the right, own car, job, and College is still not finished. 4th course, a matter for the exam, and I fingers crushed in a vehicle door so that not to touch the keys of the […]


The shift passed fairly quietly, when at 3:40…

Duty was rather quiet, when at 3:40 we awoke to the sound of rolling… Quickly got up, went to the operating room. Brought the kid, 20 years. In a twisted mind. Apparently, drunk. Unknown. Anesthesiology quick connect devices, the nurse places the catheter. The patient wakes up, looks around. Tried to escape, but his hands […]


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