This patient has eclipsed all. With the first arrivals…

This patient has eclipsed all. With the first acquisition, it was not clear that he had mental problems. It arrived with the diagnosis of ” foreign body in the urethra “, a man 25-30 old, decided to masturbate and to exacerbate feelings, put themselves into the channel handle. Don’t know what it is made, but the handle is untwisted and part of it stayed there. And itadaku he had phimosis, which is unsuccessfully turned into a ragged foreskin. Such a gesture, I did not see never more. Then, with him unable to communicate, wrote it very quickly, and he wasn’t happy with such attention. His second arrival was noted by a new shock, he’s engaging in Masturbation inserted into the anus of a soldering iron, and this is no joke, it was brutal, the in the examining laughing to tears. And talked to him the last time he did with banal eyes burn, looking at dispute xenon headlights, won the dispute, but now forever in dark glasses. After talking with him learned that in the basement of his helicopters that he collects space ship and all sorts of other animals. The ears were on the perimeter were sealed with small squares of newspaper. But look at him on the street – a normal guy.


In the emergency maternity ward at a large table,…

Within the emergency maternity ward in a large table next to a nurse sitting woman. A woman dressed in a civil dress with cheerful flowers, a woman having contractions, about every three minutes and the opening 4. It is made in Rozel. The triage nurse fills out the necessary paperwork, a woman quietly being transferred […]


Here’s a bedtime story)the FIRST PATIENT …

Here’s a bedtime story)the FIRST PATIENT Like change, but not all and not all. And now, eighteen years I go to the same dentist from a small private clinic. His name is Boris. Bob is a very positive budderball, about my age. How old is godly, and he knows my teeth better than I know […]


Night shift. Call on the knife. Go together:…

Night shift. Call on the knife. Going alone: I am [the driver] and young, but quite intelligent assistant. Come to the address, he leaves. A few minutes later runs out with a cry: “Dima, open the back, get a stretcher! ” No questions asked, popping up out of the car and open the door. Just […]


Recently told a funny story a friend doctor….

Recently told a funny story a friend doctor. I want to share. Team arrives on the call. Man severely bitten by a dog.Until the doctor stopped the bleeding and applied bandages, turns out interesting details. The victim was a thief-a burglar. apparently he was some time ago noticed this place and waited until in his […]


Good day, comrades. I write because I

… Great day, comrades. I create because I need somewhere to cry: ) At the end of last year I had surgery to remove the hemorrhoids. It was then, in the first couple of weeks, I thought I knew all about the pain, what can face the average man in the street. I’ve broken bones, […]


Interesting case, it occurred over 20 years…

Interesting case, it occurred over 20 years ago when CT and MRI are still not heard. Male, 46 years old, brought from the psychiatric clinic, which came 2 days ago. Became inadequate, chased the neighbor with a hatchet. He was able to wring only the police (at that time still the police) and Sibiriada. For […]


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