Recently told a funny story a friend doctor. I want to share. Team arrives on the call. Man severely bitten by a dog.Until the doctor stopped the bleeding and applied bandages, turns out interesting details. The victim was a thief-a burglar. apparently he was some time ago noticed this place and waited until in his opinion. Knocked on the door on the chain opened 11-year-old boy. And then the dialogue took place: -home Dad? -No, he’s at work. -Mother? The mother is also at work. -And at home-is there anyone else? -Bob And Bor how old are you? -4 years old… After these words, the man knocks the door down, hitting the baby and flies to the apartment. Only here the Zephyr was a male Moscow watchdog..
That I would not like to hear, lying on the operating table: 1 . BL@AA! 2 . Anyone seen my watch? 3. And why I’m so pissed yesterday!? 4. Fucking mouth! In the instructions someone ripped 47th page! 5. Come on, bring it back! Bad dog! 6. So! He already has children, isn’t it!? 7. […]
Anonymously!A little humor to the ribbon) came in Today for vaccinations with your child.The pediatrician wasn’t there when she came,as usual asked you,I said to the vaccine.In this moment comes,the grandmother, who is not known in any way at children.advice,they have a pediatrician had a conversation(the grandmother apparently takes place whether med.inspection in some honey.institution,or […]
Hello,also wanted to tell the story)Immediately apologize for possible mistakes,and a writer, I’m not really😹let’s Start with the fact that my dad has one lung,and in 2012 was diagnosed with cancer of the lung was operated on and,by the way,many thanks to the doctors,the operation was done in Krasnodar and when after the surgery my […]
Patient – grandfather livestock. Happy grandfather, full of life. Only now travels by wheelchair. Six weeks ago broke his femur. In the district hospital to treat, decided not to operate, fully plastered. By the way, the standing of fragments was really good. Grandparent’s house they took the cast off and decided to “set bones”. In […]
To work used. It seems that everything that happens during the day, worthy only of mention in the morning on the shift change and the house for Breakfast. Ordinary, routine, not positive. But there are times that stuck in my head. Perhaps they are not worthy of a separate post, but maybe this will interest […]
I am a regular patient of the clinic, to the extent of sick, moderately disciplined. I have only one drawback, from the point of view of modern science, – I’m interested in su-d@OK therapy. If anyone knows, is the impact on certain points the purpose of curing or alleviating the disease condition. And I do […]