Bring chela with acute appendicitis. Pax twisted with pain very complex figure, Hatha yoga rest in the hallway. Seriously, in this situation the person really is experiencing terrible pain from what is not thinking. The case was extremely heavy, the person had to be cut, so the clothes he tore literally on the move, on a gurney on the way to the operating room. In parallel, the gentle hands of doctors tried to straighten it in a more or less convenient for notching position. From this pain already strong became absolutely unbearable, the patient yelled so that the Gestapo would have rested in the hallway, near the Hatha yogis. Finally, he was injected with something, the pain subsided, muscle spasm slightly resorbed, people on the operating table straightened to an acceptable position. On the stage there are two ugly as sin estimated, medsestroy. One holding a syringe, the other, as you probably already guessed, shaving device, kind of creepy. So, people with acute appendicitis, twisted with pain, lying on the operating table, and through the bole-shock fog and hears strange request: “Hey, you’re sick! Hold agriculture podbrey…” the blinding light of the operating flashed a razor With a terrible crunch cut the hair, and the patient, grabbed his privates with his right hand, even about the pain forgotten for some time. So excited… After the act of shaving over it hung the one with the syringe: “Nuka, darling, WORK your way HANDLE, and the fact that veins are not visible…”. Reminiscent disposition. On operstate lies the man, doubled up in pain, with “economy” in the right hand! And here you are – a minute to WORK with a PEN… do you think that the poor man began to do? Right! Which hand is it in “economy” was, that he earned, as it should be. Sadists in white coats right howled with laughter and delight. There were cadavers who even started a cheer, saying, come quickly, while the anesthesia to give, time again… People from pain and humiliation already began to cry. Under the cheerful laughter of the doctors on the tear-stained face subsided anesthetic mask and… the operation was successful.
Want to present three short sketches of the Oncology Department, seen from the inside. 1. Silent Roommate, age 60. And many willingly tells me about his family: wife, four adult children and grandchildren. In the chamber, talking loudly with friends on the phone. And I was surprised to learn that he hides from everyone that […]
Back with calling 2 hours a night. Successfully cured a child with abdominal pain. Ruled out appendicitis. The standard diagnosis of “Intestinal colic”. Beautiful summer night, the silence… the Mood is great… Going in the new “fast” listening “colleague” Rosenbaum.. Passing by the Park. See is a police car next to two cops. Slow us […]
it was a few years ago. I got a laceration on the arm, near the forearm. Wrapped in a bandage and went to the emergency room. People were not really that amazing, usually always someone there. The doctor was a man in his forties somewhere. I took watered the bandage with peroxide, and gently began […]
History of the Internet in our endocrinology Department is a “permanent customer”- Vasily P. Bob in my 45 years did not work, as he had no time – he thumps. About 5 years ago Bob was dobralsya to acute pancreatitis, and as a result insulinnezavisimogo pancreatogenic diabetes. To continue to live, to plump and not […]
the Author, unfortunately, unknown☺ Ethanol: – hi-hi, it’s me again! Get freaky? Liver: Oh, noooo… Member: Oh, noooo… Brain: Oh, yeah! Uh, dick, what’s it to you last time did not like? Member: – for Example, probing the urethra. Brain: So it was necessary to think before to go nowhere without protective gear. Member: – […]
Night shift. Call on the knife. Going alone: I am [the driver] and young, but quite intelligent assistant. Come to the address, he leaves. A few minutes later runs out with a cry: “Dima, open the back, get a stretcher! ” No questions asked, popping up out of the car and open the door. Just […]