Doctor, you are evil. – Justify thing.😜- Hello!…

Doctor, you are evil. – Justify thing.😜- Hello! That’s me in the intensive care unit?- No, just phoned…😜- Doctor, what did your patient die?- Age.- But he got under KAMAZ…- would the younger – had to run off.😜— Doctor, I have the flu?! — Yes!!! — Pork?! — Yes!!! Are you sure?! Absolutely!!! Only a pig could call an at 4 in the morning with a temperature of 36.7 per!😜Birthday ophthalmologist. Put a large cake in the mind’s eye. Everyone loved it!!! A gynecologist is thinking – “Thank God it’s not my birthday…”😜- Doctor! What do I do??? This is the end, huh???- The end.- Lord! What now???- For a start – stop shaking them in my face…😜bridesmaid at the wedding caught a BOUQUET that venereologists just GASPED.😜A glass of champagne makes the Elena the Beautiful Elena the Wise, 2 glass — Helen Cool, but 3 glasses in a Frog-traveler…😜in Spite of rain, bad weather,in spite of the diarrhea and a cold,I still come to work,I will come, but will not work!😜Wanted to leave a good impression about yourself…Numeracies, left an unforgettable.😜All… don’t drink Anymore… And then in the morning two Dpsnikov blurted out: — Che naughty boys? Again, your mom equally wore?😜Came to work without sentiment. Ruined it all. Sit, smile!😜Our medical history🚑💉💊


Have an acute sense of shame and the guys that…

have an acute sense of shame guys and, worst of all, not for himself. Background. I have a girl friend, a doctor, like a nurse. Our meeting was held at my house when she came over with a friend before the club and faked a terrible disease on my couch. Then everything was decided without […]


I went here a conversation about where W…

came in here talking about that, what happened to professional doctors. They had gone nowhere. It was then suggested that the de, go to the end of meduniver a couple of good doctors, and the rest – so , nurses with diplomas. I graduated from med school and work in the specialty. Everyone who studied […]


Please publish, if possible, anonymously. Work…

please Publish, if possible, anonymously. Working as a pediatrician in the village the first year after uni. Really need the advice of colleagues. Tell. May 13, Monday, I called the mother home, her two children (boy 1 and girl 2 years) on the weekend the temperature rose, with her words 39. Upon inspection of the […]


About patients… Worked in DC from Kardiologicheskom dispensary. Patients…

About patients… Worked in DC from Kardiologicheskom dispensary. Patients are always plenty. turn. preventive dropper. a month in advance… People are different.. and brawlers. and adequate.. however. as in any branch. any hospital)But… we got super rowdy.. scribbled complaints.. cursing. mother. interjected. in General spoil the workers ‘ everyday life how could I savebase went… […]


Dear doctor! How do you find such news? There are

… Beloved doctor! How do you find this kind of news? Is it the truth? Rosstat: the average salary of doctors in the Tambov region – 50 thousand rubles, Rosstat estimated the average salary of doctors over the past year, reports RT. So , in the Tambov region the average salary associated with doctors amounted […]


I work as a dentist. Was the boy…

Work as a dentist. Was a boy 8 years old accompanied by her grandmother. In the treatment process, of course , was sitting with his mouth open. All manipulations were carried out under anesthesia, was painless, the boy sat quietly. At the stage of the seal see from his eyes a stream of tears. Next, […]


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