Doctor, you are evil. – Justify thing.😜- Hello!…

Doctor, you are evil. – Justify thing.😜- Hello! That’s me in the intensive care unit?- No, just phoned…😜- Doctor, what did your patient die?- Age.- But he got under KAMAZ…- would the younger – had to run off.😜— Doctor, I have the flu?! — Yes!!! — Pork?! — Yes!!! Are you sure?! Absolutely!!! Only a pig could call an at 4 in the morning with a temperature of 36.7 per!😜Birthday ophthalmologist. Put a large cake in the mind’s eye. Everyone loved it!!! A gynecologist is thinking – “Thank God it’s not my birthday…”😜- Doctor! What do I do??? This is the end, huh???- The end.- Lord! What now???- For a start – stop shaking them in my face…😜bridesmaid at the wedding caught a BOUQUET that venereologists just GASPED.😜A glass of champagne makes the Elena the Beautiful Elena the Wise, 2 glass — Helen Cool, but 3 glasses in a Frog-traveler…😜in Spite of rain, bad weather,in spite of the diarrhea and a cold,I still come to work,I will come, but will not work!😜Wanted to leave a good impression about yourself…Numeracies, left an unforgettable.😜All… don’t drink Anymore… And then in the morning two Dpsnikov blurted out: — Che naughty boys? Again, your mom equally wore?😜Came to work without sentiment. Ruined it all. Sit, smile!😜Our medical history🚑💉💊


I must say, it was long ago, now maybe…

I must say, it was long ago, now maybe it’s different. So. In my childhood I almost never got sick. Well, maybe a cold. And not just sick, and the clinic my mom did not drive. Policlinica and my map was completely empty. And now I’m graduating and I need to go to College. I […]


With childhood dreams of becoming a doctor. In the five-year…

childhood dream of becoming a doctor. At the age of five came out the first time. Well, I thought. Using the fact that the parents watched telly, I put my best friend on the couch, covered her face with a towel and sprinkle a little water (apparently, she’s sterile! ), cut it under the root […]


Hello colleagues, Came today with the daily duty. Lord! (well, not…

Hello colleagues! Came today with the daily duty. Lord! (I don’t know how best to handle)! Complete degradation!??? When happened!??? What’s going on with the country, with people, with society!????? What happens to SMP? “Zomboyaschik” fully fulfills its function! For 37 years, the smell of alcohol, in fact! Reason to call: “My friend chewed through […]


Born of a woman. lying on rakhmanovka. After more…

born of a woman. lying on rakhmanovka. After still not separated. Suitable teacher with students from BMA and said: “Let’s take the example of this woman repeat spooy of afterbirth. If pressure above the pubis and the umbilical cord is drawn, the placenta is not separated. If not drawn, separated”. And then puerpera begins to […]


Sometimes it seemed to me that this instruction is transmitted…

This seemed to me that this manual is passed from one family to another, though a little on the principle of broken telephone, where each added something of their own. In the intensive care unit where I worked had a couple of weeks without admission of patients with burns, mostly somewhere near eighty percent were […]


Hello. Lay last year in the hospital…

Hello. Lay last year in hospital gastroenterological Department. The doctor called me to the staffroom. Staffroom is large, several doctors. What I saw there, I was a little shocked. On one of the window sills were icons, they were very many. To be honest, I was not myself. If you’d been standing in the corner […]


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