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so perfect doctor: 1. Come to work an hour early, and you can always get on the way to your work. 2. Leaving work a few hours later, and you can always get on the way with your work. 3. At any time and in any place (on the street, on the bus, in the store…) you can contact him and receive detailed . 4. At any time of day or night he could call and get a comprehensive consultation. 4A. Readily distributes to all the rooms of his mobile and home phones with the words: “Call anytime!” 5. At any time of the day you can go to his house and get a comprehensive consultation. 5A. Always home (if only not at work!) 6. Working without holidays. 6A. If he takes a vacation, you can come to work on Your first call. 7. Categorically refuses to offer him the envelopes, cognacs, chocolates and mutual services. 7a. That makes this so strongly that he with a certain time already and do not offer. 8. Ready to work at any time of the day. Looks like he never gets tired and never sleeps. However, who cares? 9. Smiling at you, regardless of what he said to the previous patient. 10. And in General — he’s your guy. His Pat on the shoulder, say, “Doc, I’ve got!” and he will do everything. 11. Lonely (after all, family takes his time ). 12. It is advisable to not waste time creating families. 13. Preferably a robot. Not to tired, not sleeping, not eating, from the mains or batteries, are not sick and was not upset at the rude . 14. With the help of low-cost medicines (or even without them) quickly and permanently cures any ailment; as long as it did not develop until the appeal. 15. When is prescribed in the compulsory uses of the pharmacological knowledge of the patient. 16. When is prescribed mandatory use of the experience of the patient’s use of folk remedies in the of his acquaintances. 17. Has x-ray vision and therefore does not need additional methods of examination. 18. Does not require updates of the Toolkit, since all the necessary tools already built in at birth he fingers and have the ability to self-renewal as nails. 18a. And the doctor did not use such a gift after hours for their own selfish purposes — to make this in the form of a removable gloves (after surrender a receipt to the chief medical officer). 19. For any reception or visit has unlimited time to spare for listening: accumulated patient political considerations memories of his youth, funny stories about incidents with the neighbors. 20. During the conversation, stares at the patient, sympathetic smile and occasionally inserting the approving interjections from time to time measures the pressure and constantly monitors the pulse. 21. Never eats and therefore does not have a break even for meals, let alone a lunch break. 22. Because of the lack of needs for food and sleep and family, living in the hospital. 23. And Your chosen doctor and his colleagues have birthdays and other standing celebration events. 24. Does not need a salary.Our medical history🚑💉💊


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