Urgently, urgently! Quick, quick! Raced, came. Well…

urgently, Urgently! Quick, quick! Raced, came. Well as well. Call the first category of urgency. And the reason for the call: a 35 year-old man shot his member. Come in, see that the bathroom is in front of the mirror stands a young man with his hands held over his crotch. Examined, bandaged. Member something vaguely resembled a hamburger. The cavernous body in the role of bullock and urinary tract like a sausage. Bleeding, but the bandage stopped him quickly. In General, the guy’s lucky: left-right one centimeter — damage the cavernous bodies and the blood fountain. And so — nothing, walks around the apartment, going to the hospital. Uncomfortable and painful, but nothing suffers. The more that he is guilty. While driving by, told her Sasha Fought in the first Chechen. Won, came back, and in the civilian world and can not — uncomfortable. Accustomed to arms. Bought to comfort myself a TT pistol, he to wear a belt. Like better, got a job. And at work take it and happen corporate. Sasha realized, that at the feast in the restaurant with a gun will be like a bandit at a ’s party. That was back fast home, pulled a gun from his belt, took out the magazine and put it it back the front of the belt, but how to sin have forgotten that the cartridge in the chamber. And guard no. Caught the trigger on something, and a shot rang out. A bullet plowed the poor guy all male pride. The rest was as usual: bandaging, hospitalization. We’re going with Sasha to the hospital, and he imbued us with confidence, and suddenly asks: — Guys! What do I do? I have a wife and a mistress, and I got. And pity the fool, funny that its at a time like this is so plagued by immediate problems. A sachet of all the itching: — As I am with them, when released from the hospital? My paramedic — a man with a great imagination. Trying, possible, seriously, to help solve at least the Council and return to more pressing issues. Penis is a delicate matter. But he was impatient to the point to put it in. We find out right now. I listened, listened to all this and at the end of the path gave: — Sasha, — I say — listen to me carefully! Immediately after discharge from the hospital go to the biggest bookstore… He cringed. They say that in his illness you can buy in a bookstore? — Buy the thick book of fairy tales, which will be able to find and read them at night alternately the wife, the mistress. Dmitry Shishkov (C), our medical History🚑💉💊


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