Here’s a bedtime story)the FIRST PATIENT …

Here’s a bedtime )the FIRST PATIENT Like change, but not all and not all. And now, eighteen I go to the same dentist from a small private clinic. His name is Boris. Bob is a very positive budderball, about my age. How old is godly, and he knows my teeth better than I know myself, it seals hold for a long time, well, what more could you want? Once I, as always, unexpectedly, I felt that I got teeth, especially the one Boris: Hey Boris, can you talk? Hey, so, uh – you Want the tooth to come. – …. Why the silence? When is the best time? – You know, I probably will not work, let me give you another phone our doctor ladies, you have to remember, gray is, he is also very good, will do better than me. Sorry I can’t say… Okay, thanks, for your number. Half an hour later came SMS-ka with the phone and the name of another doctor. I already , but suddenly something changed their mind and dumped. In the end – why should I go to some strange doctor, if used to the Bor? No, I will not go to another, wait on Borin a vacation, wedding, or whatever else he’s got. Thank God and my tooth was absolutely with this decision, he was scared of the unfamiliar gray-haired doctor held his breath and ceased to hurt. Again, I scored a Bob: – Hello, it’s me again. So, maybe I’ll wait for you? Something you do not want to see another doctor. Why do I need another if you’re not dead yet? There was a strange pause, I began to blow in the pipe and Alacati, but Boris only loud breathing and was silent. Finally he said, – do You really want me to wait? – Well, Yes, but what? – Better not, and you have to wait for long, maybe a month, maybe two, don’t make things up and get better to the doctor, which I gave you. But then for some reason I felt that he more than anything wants to wait for it. And said firmly: – No, I’ll wait. And, by the way, where are you? – Yes, there went one of my assignments. So you really want me to wait? – I said – I’ll wait for you, don’t be afraid, not die. – Then call me in three weeks, but preferably four. Exactly a month later, we got a tooth again called Boris, he was again asked another doctor, again I disagreed and again we agreed to call in another month. …So it took five months, I began to lose patience and get angry at his stupid stubbornness, and the tooth was alluding to another doctor. In the end, where he had so long lost? If I knew it would stretch, would long ago have already spat on Boris. What he is still vague. Suddenly Boris himself called this morning. Are you still waiting for me? – Well, Yes and not so much me, how much my poor tooth… Tomorrow at ten o’clock will arrive? – Ten? And why so late? Your office is up to seven works. But no one is hurt. Well, you can? – Okay, ten – as in ten. The next evening, when I was stuck in traffic halfway to the clinic, suddenly called Boris, he apologized, came up with some ridiculous excuses and asked to postpone all for tomorrow night. Don’t know why, but I’m not even angry at him and simply agreed and began to look for the nearest u-. Finally came the night. Boris met me thin and as always positive, we passed through the empty rooms between the seats and Windows and I don’t know what, but for some reason I had a strong feeling that I’m not a real patient, and he’s not a real dentist, as if we were two night thief-Amateur wandered – where it happened. I even whisper went. Boris sat me down in a chair, as usual, loomed over me and as usual began to Eviscerate my head, his brilliant zelezetskii and Guzelcamli, everything was as always, only his forehead was sweating more than usual, even with the glasses filled. He finally finished and businesslike said: Knock teeth. The seal does not interfere? Yeah, no, everything is fine, thank you. How much? Because of his gauze bandages and I did not notice that he was crying. My question: – “What happened?” he did and began to sob like a little boy, but soon took myself in hand and said: – I’m sorry – it’s nerves. Don’t need no money, I am ready to pay you any money for something that you… were waiting for me. When you rang, I didn’t bother to tell you, but at the moment I just came out of anesthesia. I have since the stroke was, the entire left half paralyzed. No one believed I was even out of bed, stand up, and certainly not something that will be able to return to the profession, even his wife did not believe. I said – fuck you all, I have a patient and he’s waiting for me. From morning till night in the gym , every day, you remembered and I thought – though he’d wait for me, if I could have waited… And yesterday I couldn’t, sorry again, so excited: – How I can do that with the first patient? And suddenly napartachil left hand? Would you believe it, already his teeth were chattering from fear? XY-x, I’m a doctor, I’m a doctor, I’m a doctor, I’m a real dentist. Going to call the wife. Ur-and-and-and!!! From Baringo wild “Ur-Ah-Ah-Ah!!!”, even the cones on the glass shelves of said crystal bells… Author: Grubas


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