With childhood dreams of becoming a doctor. In the five-year…

childhood dream of becoming a doctor. At the age of five came out the first time. Well, I thought. Using the fact that the parents watched telly, I put my best on the couch, covered her face with a towel and sprinkle a little water (apparently, she’s sterile! ), cut it under the root of the upper lashes. So I received my first surgical experience, get rid of envy because of the long eyelash of a and had a good kicked from my and her parents. An unforgettable experience. Doctor did become.


The men in white coats Music. E. Kolmanovskii St ….

the Men in white coats Music. E. Kolmanovskii,. L. Oshanin Death does not want to spare beauty, No fun, no evil, no cruise, But stand in her way, the Men in white coats. The boys in white coats Here again in her way. And the breath will become smooth, And suffering recede somewhere, Only to […]


Hello, please anonymously.Work in an ultrasound office today…

Hello, please anonymously.Work in an ultrasound office today was very good mood,and I decided to divide patients into different categories:1.the patient-on the contrary(say that stripped to the waist top,he removes all the bottom,and even cowards, I say lie on your back,he lies down on his stomach, turn on your left side,it lies on the right,I […]


We had one case in the pit:…

we had one case in the emergency at 4: 56 am. The surgeon in the operating room. From the chatter phone has sharply jumped up picking up half asleep on the machine: -reception hall, listening. The voice from the other side: high rise trauma, take!-, left. I indignantly the receiver box back. Call in the […]


A typical day at the children’s clinic. I ENT….

a typical day in the children’s medical center. I ENT. In the hour of reception of acute patients comes into the office mother and daughter, the girl whines, it hurts. Behind them, paying the door, on the verge of rebellious man: — I do not understand how you then take? Why I am sitting in […]


I have perfect patients. 1 . They never…

I Have perfect patients. 1 . They never expressed dissatisfaction. Do not write complaints neither the Ministry nor the authorities, nor in social, nor in the media. Even with neighbors and relatives do not discuss. 2 . If the patient cannot be cured, then he sacrificed the most humane way (head cut off), to not […]


We have one of the nurses treatment room…

we Have one of the nurses treatment room found a way of tackling impudent, brazen coming on blood sampling without Shoe covers and without removing shoes, co words like “I’m an idiot(ka) barefoot to walk! “. When once again fell to her girl and sat down in the boots, she picked up the MOP bucket […]


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