Friend said, as recently pumped her…

said as recently pumped its neighbor. It was on her birthday to , with his wife. Touched, clutched at his heart, passed out. Guests carried him into the bedroom, an . She came surprisingly quickly, she was DOA. Nurse drove all the tries from the bed and began to beat electroshock. The crowd, of course , going over the threshold and caught every word. At some moment the doctor said quietly — it seems PTS. And it saved the life of the patient. Because then began a complete circus. The birthday boy, too much gain, the first burst with a cry: “So what’s to me came?! On my birthday celebration?! In my bedroom?! Yes dick you in the teeth! “And I began to weigh the clinical deceased of hefty slaps. In fact , only the head dangled from side to side. Next in the birthday boy clung shrieking clinical widow. Hair. He howled in pain, but continued lupasit of the deceased in the face. The stun gun was forgotten completely. Nurse mother dragged the widow and the birthday boy. From such outrages, the dead man woke up, flipped, and even tried to get involved in a fight. Almost had to pump out the particular birthday boy. Now both feel fine. Two people believe they saved the life of a neighbor: birthday slaps and wife its unbearable cry. But birthday trust more — he once as an orderly in an . Says that many were dragged from the dead.


The author, unfortunately, unknown☺ Ethanol: -…

the Author, unfortunately, unknown☺ Ethanol: – hi-hi, it’s me again! Get freaky? Liver: Oh, noooo… Member: Oh, noooo… Brain: Oh, yeah! Uh, dick, what’s it to you last time did not like? Member: – for Example, probing the urethra. Brain: So it was necessary to think before to go nowhere without protective gear. Member: – […]


I work as a dentist. Was the boy…

Work as a dentist. Was a boy 8 years old accompanied by her grandmother. In the treatment process, of course , was sitting with his mouth open. All manipulations were carried out under anesthesia, was painless, the boy sat quietly. At the stage of the seal see from his eyes a stream of tears. Next, […]


And ush times there were physicians, and…

And ush times there were doctors, and probably not in a single instance, then here’s a story from real life. I my ex saved the fetus. With Subtotal detachment of the placenta in its 6th clinical of the capital city (not Kitisa) was appointed chimes-75. And chimes has multiple effects and the first one after […]


Everyone, good day! I would like to hear…

Everyone, good day! I would like to hear the opinion of those people who has experienced this or doctors. I’m 26 years old, a year and a half ago I was operated on, checked the pipes, the method laparoscopia. Given year, independently conceive, nothing happened. Now check the fallopian tubes, using fluid injected there, medication […]


Today, with the son sitting at the reception…

Today with my son sat on reception at the doctor (In) in the children’s Department of the city TB dispensary. Have fun looking “only to ask” mother (M): M – I forgot to ask – will you be than to treat our monthly cough? In – That will come on Friday with your child to […]


It was in the 90s. In hospital muzhichek…

It was in the 90s. In hospital muzhichek with a cemented spine. Don’t remember the exact diagnosis, but it is osteochondrosis it obezdil. While the goal in the medical center repair and some patients to give two wide beds ( I’m totally serious! ) Women much more than men, and they were two, almost every […]


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