Back with call hours per…

Back with calling 2 hours a night. Successfully cured a child with abdominal pain. Ruled out appendicitis. The standard diagnosis of “Intestinal colic”. Beautiful summer night, the silence… the Mood is great… Going in the new “fast” listening “colleague” Rosenbaum.. Passing by the Park. See is a police car next to two cops. Slow us down. Get out of the car, asking what happened. – Yes here, there is “your” Bush lies, says one of the guards. – What do you mean ” our? “- I ask again. – Well, it’s, like dead, dead. From the COP slightly smacks of “anthracinum”. – Come on, he says, stating the death come, and take him. Your job. Fit indeed is a man without life signs. Bend over to feel the pulse and see the pupils. Feel the pungent smell of “booze”. Darkness all around, asking the COP flashlight. He went to his “boxes” to look for. The second is two metres from me. Apparently afraid of the dead. Sharply press on the point of” resuscitation, ” between the nose and upper lip… And dramatically get punched in the forehead! Instinctively doing the same thing, hit it in the nose “for the dead”. He starts wildly yelling obscenities and even making attempts to escape. — Well, say, guys : It’s “Your”..


The hospital is a sad place. Here every day…

Hospital is a sad place. Here every day are faced with human pain, misery and often death. That is why the medical people cynical. If you take to heart the suffering of each patient – and that’s crazy long. But there were stories that were getting through even the most stale of nurses with four […]


English medical journals: “the Beard is a nest of germs”….

English medical journals: “the Beard is a nest of germs”. Some of the most prominent British medical journals began a campaign against the surgeons, wearing a beard. A beard is called a nest of germs. If you believe this campaign, the surgeon embarking on major surgery, not shaving the beard, endangering the patient. The news […]


Overheard in the tram: two women Talking years…

Overheard in the tram: two ladies Talking, about sixty years. From the conversation it is clear that both are coming from the clinic, because the whole conversation revolves around diagnoses, tests, prescriptions. And here is one lady complains: “I recently in the bag, put things in order, and then a bag full of all sorts […]


Call 911, You call me…

911 call – You called 911, what is your problem? – 123 Main Street. – Okay, what’s happening? – I’d like to order a pizza. (well, cool, another prank call) – mA’am you’ve reached 911. Yeah, I know. Can I order a large pizza? Half pepperoni and half with cheese, mushrooms and pepper. – Mmmm…. […]


Friend said, as recently pumped her…

Friend said as recently pumped its neighbor. It was on her birthday to friend, with his wife. Touched, clutched at his heart, passed out. Guests carried him into the bedroom, called an ambulance. She came surprisingly quickly, she was DOA. Nurse drove all the tries from the bed room and began to beat electroshock. The […]


Hello, please anonymously.Work in an ultrasound office today…

Hello, please anonymously.Work in an ultrasound office today was very good mood,and I decided to divide patients into different categories:1.the patient-on the contrary(say that stripped to the waist top,he removes all the bottom,and even cowards, I say lie on your back,he lies down on his stomach, turn on your left side,it lies on the right,I […]


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