Within the distant student years We worked in the emergency room of the hospital. In one of the following shifts happened. Brought to us a young girl, eighteen years old with complaints of lower back pain. Called the urologist, checked kidneys, and everything else on the list — it’s all right. Finally called the gynecologist. The doctor is young, cute. Put the girl in all women “favorite” gynecological chair, to make endovaginal ultrasound. According to the rules in the room was a nurse. The doctor, turning to the nurse: “Svetlana, please turn off the lights and give me a condom. ” The girl lifted and quite calmly said: “don’t need condoms, I use birth control pills”. Sveta crawled on his knees out of the room laughing. The nurse had to be replaced. P. S. help for the male population in the apparatus wear a condom for hygiene reasons).
came in here talking about that, what happened to professional doctors. They had gone nowhere. It was then suggested that the de, go to the end of meduniver a couple of good doctors, and the rest – so , nurses with diplomas. I graduated from med school and work in the specialty. Everyone who studied […]
childhood dream of becoming a doctor. At the age of five came out the first time. Well, I thought. Using the fact that the parents watched telly, I put my best friend on the couch, covered her face with a towel and sprinkle a little water (apparently, she’s sterile! ), cut it under the root […]
the Author, unfortunately, unknown☺ Ethanol: – hi-hi, it’s me again! Get freaky? Liver: Oh, noooo… Member: Oh, noooo… Brain: Oh, yeah! Uh, dick, what’s it to you last time did not like? Member: – for Example, probing the urethra. Brain: So it was necessary to think before to go nowhere without protective gear. Member: – […]
the Story that I told a close friend, I myself was not present, and therefore leave this post for your judgement without any proof. In textbooks and on the Internet opinions about the phenomenon as “infantile schizophrenia”, are very different. With a friend, we studied together in medical school, however , our interests were very […]
Sitting in one of the groups in contact on psychiatry. Look how healthy people treat the mentally ill who have the particular “audacity” to Express their opinions about life, and share what is in my soul and I feel hurt. Get away from the eccentric, let him write, if it offends nobody. Such as the […]
Anonymously. Boiling. In medicine for a long time, worked m/s, now a doctor. And how do I hate the narrow-minded attitude to honey.staff! Or there are doctors from God, the saints, or Konovalov – between them there is no middle. And most importantly, this assessment depends solely on the subjective perception of the patient (in […]