Medical history is always of interest from a wide…

Medical history is always the interest of the General public. So I have one that will be remembered for a lifetime. Classics – emergency Department, 2 in the morning. The patient, male, 50 . Shy (the only available surgeon was a 26 old =) – pelvic pain, temperature 39-40, been sick for 2 weeks. Nothing more is said. Take him into the office, look or rectally painful prostate on sonography of the abdomen – nothing special… try to patient’s questions about sex and STI… says Nothing and asks a male surgeon, of course not… the Situation is so-so… And then the guy breaks through: he has a girlfriend 20 , where you need all at once. An erection is not the same as before. So he decided to confidence and toughness to put a pencil in the urinary channel. The pencil has fulfilled its function and is partly broken in the process, but he’s a MAN, the finished. Then part 2 came out (pulled out), and one left. A week he waited until the third one!!! Result: computed tomography showed a foreign body in the prostate, multiple abscesses of the prostatic, damage to the urethra. Put in urology, pencil and pulled a long , the man was discharged healthy. MORALITY:? make your conclusions yourself, my dear men!!!

Dear doctor! How do you find such news? There are

… Beloved doctor! How do you find this kind of news? Is it the truth? Rosstat: the average salary of doctors in the Tambov region – 50 thousand rubles, Rosstat estimated the average salary of doctors over the past year, reports RT. So , in the Tambov region the average salary associated with doctors amounted […]

So, ladies and gentlemen, I propose an investigative experiment. Take

… so, gentlemen, I propose an investigative experiment. Pick up a number of Shoe covers and roll into small, tight ball. Rolled up? Now shove it up your — Yeah, well, why so corny? Not there! Stick it into the windpipe. Just throw the ball in his mouth and immediately breathe in the air. Got? […]

On the pavement angrily crawled a Terrible throat. And…

On the pavement angrily crawled a Terrible throat. And behind him, cursing obscenities, was a pathologist. Under the guise of panicles, Snuck dreaded gynecologist. Trembling like a leaf, Got optometrist. With the face terrible, terrible drunk Wandered surgeon is a big troublemaker. Covering the poster, Rushed a wild psychiatrist. All wrinkled up in the morning […]

“The pipeline of moral cripples” I

… “the Conveyer of moral cripples” I’m a child psychologist, and I’m terribly zadalbyvaet. My biggest problem is the parents of my young clients, who themselves disfigure them. I do not know — that I personally have been “blessed” or in fact almost half of the children, which to the psychologist to send doctors or […]

This story was told to me by my colleague, classmate,…

This story was told to me by my colleague, the classmate, whom fate has thrown in one of the cities of Central Russia. He came back on distribution, got a job as a dentist in the city polyclinic. Soon after he married, got a comfortable flat and had a daughter. And the young parents decided […]

I teach a foreign language in one of the…

I teach a foreign language in one of the universities in our city. And recently a friend asked to improve your language skills her son student. We agreed and we started. Meeting three times a week. At first everything was quite usual, but after a month I began to notice that the guy acting weird, […]

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