Medical history is always the interest of the General public. So I have one that will be remembered for a lifetime. Classics – emergency Department, 2 in the morning. The patient, male, 50 years. Shy (the only available surgeon was a woman 26 years old =) – pelvic pain, temperature 39-40, been sick for 2 weeks. Nothing more is said. Take him into the office, look or rectally painful prostate on sonography of the abdomen – nothing special… try to patient’s questions about sex and STI… says Nothing and asks a male surgeon, of course not… the Situation is so-so… And then the guy breaks through: he has a girlfriend 20 years, where you need all at once. An erection is not the same as before. So he decided to confidence and toughness to put a pencil in the urinary channel. The pencil has fulfilled its function and is partly broken in the process, but he’s a MAN, the case finished. Then part 2 came out (pulled out), and one left. A week he waited until the third one!!! Result: computed tomography showed a foreign body in the prostate, multiple abscesses of the prostatic, damage to the urethra. Put in urology, pencil and pulled a long treatment, the man was discharged healthy. MORALITY:? make your conclusions yourself, my dear men!!!
… Beloved doctor! How do you find this kind of news? Is it the truth? Rosstat: the average salary of doctors in the Tambov region – 50 thousand rubles, Rosstat estimated the average salary of doctors over the past year, reports RT. So , in the Tambov region the average salary associated with doctors amounted […]
… so, gentlemen, I propose an investigative experiment. Pick up a number of Shoe covers and roll into small, tight ball. Rolled up? Now shove it up your — Yeah, well, why so corny? Not there! Stick it into the windpipe. Just throw the ball in his mouth and immediately breathe in the air. Got? […]
On the pavement angrily crawled a Terrible throat. And behind him, cursing obscenities, was a pathologist. Under the guise of panicles, Snuck dreaded gynecologist. Trembling like a leaf, Got optometrist. With the face terrible, terrible drunk Wandered surgeon is a big troublemaker. Covering the poster, Rushed a wild psychiatrist. All wrinkled up in the morning […]
… “the Conveyer of moral cripples” I’m a child psychologist, and I’m terribly zadalbyvaet. My biggest problem is the parents of my young clients, who themselves disfigure them. I do not know — that I personally have been “blessed” or in fact almost half of the children, which to the psychologist to send doctors or […]
This story was told to me by my colleague, the classmate, whom fate has thrown in one of the cities of Central Russia. He came back on distribution, got a job as a dentist in the city polyclinic. Soon after he married, got a comfortable flat and had a daughter. And the young parents decided […]
I teach a foreign language in one of the universities in our city. And recently a friend asked to improve your language skills her son student. We agreed and we started. Meeting three times a week. At first everything was quite usual, but after a month I began to notice that the guy acting weird, […]