Medical history is always of interest from a wide…

Medical history is always the interest of the General public. So I have one that will be remembered for a lifetime. Classics – emergency Department, 2 in the morning. The patient, male, 50 . Shy (the only available surgeon was a 26 years old =) – pelvic pain, temperature 39-40, been sick for 2 weeks. Nothing more is said. Take him into the office, look or rectally painful prostate on sonography of the abdomen – nothing special… try to patient’s questions about sex and STI… says Nothing and asks a male surgeon, of course not… the Situation is so-so… And then the guy breaks through: he has a girlfriend 20 years, where you need all at once. An erection is not the same as before. So he decided to confidence and toughness to put a pencil in the urinary channel. The pencil has fulfilled its function and is partly broken in the process, but he’s a MAN, the finished. Then part 2 came out (pulled out), and one left. A week he waited until the third one!!! Result: computed tomography showed a foreign body in the prostate, multiple abscesses of the prostatic, damage to the urethra. Put in urology, pencil and pulled a long , the man was discharged healthy. MORALITY:? make your conclusions yourself, my dear men!!!


Hello colleagues, Came today with the daily duty. Lord! (well, not…

Hello colleagues! Came today with the daily duty. Lord! (I don’t know how best to handle)! Complete degradation!??? When happened!??? What’s going on with the country, with people, with society!????? What happens to SMP? “Zomboyaschik” fully fulfills its function! For 37 years, the smell of alcohol, in fact! Reason to call: “My friend chewed through […]


Recently told a funny story a friend doctor….

Recently told a funny story a friend doctor. I want to share. Team arrives on the call. Man severely bitten by a dog.Until the doctor stopped the bleeding and applied bandages, turns out interesting details. The victim was a thief-a burglar. apparently he was some time ago noticed this place and waited until in his […]


Have an acute sense of shame and the guys that…

have an acute sense of shame guys and, worst of all, not for himself. Background. I have a girl friend, a doctor, like a nurse. Our meeting was held at my house when she came over with a friend before the club and faked a terrible disease on my couch. Then everything was decided without […]


Born of a woman. lying on rakhmanovka. After more…

born of a woman. lying on rakhmanovka. After still not separated. Suitable teacher with students from BMA and said: “Let’s take the example of this woman repeat spooy of afterbirth. If pressure above the pubis and the umbilical cord is drawn, the placenta is not separated. If not drawn, separated”. And then puerpera begins to […]


I want to share my story. I’m a nurse,work…

I Want to share my story. I am a nurse working in the E. R. I love his work, and doctors for me has always been something like gods. And I never thought that I would be the victim of a terrible medical error. I am 32 years old, many years ago, I postavili the […]


We have one of the nurses treatment room…

we Have one of the nurses treatment room found a way of tackling impudent, brazen coming on blood sampling without Shoe covers and without removing shoes, co words like “I’m an idiot(ka) barefoot to walk! “. When once again fell to her girl and sat down in the boots, she picked up the MOP bucket […]


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