Medical history is always of interest from a wide…

Medical history is always the interest of the General public. So I have one that will be remembered for a lifetime. Classics – emergency Department, 2 in the morning. The patient, male, 50 . Shy (the only available surgeon was a 26 years old =) – pelvic pain, temperature 39-40, been sick for 2 weeks. Nothing more is said. Take him into the office, look or rectally painful prostate on sonography of the abdomen – nothing special… try to patient’s questions about sex and STI… says Nothing and asks a male surgeon, of course not… the Situation is so-so… And then the guy breaks through: he has a girlfriend 20 years, where you need all at once. An erection is not the same as before. So he decided to confidence and toughness to put a pencil in the urinary channel. The pencil has fulfilled its function and is partly broken in the process, but he’s a MAN, the finished. Then part 2 came out (pulled out), and one left. A week he waited until the third one!!! Result: computed tomography showed a foreign body in the prostate, multiple abscesses of the prostatic, damage to the urethra. Put in urology, pencil and pulled a long , the man was discharged healthy. MORALITY:? make your conclusions yourself, my dear men!!!


What ends up ignoring the recommendations of the ambulance….

Exactly what ends up ignoring the suggestions of the ambulance. It was a few years ago. On the ambulance approached by a young guy about the “wound to the leg. Stepped on a nail”. Paramedic first treated the wound with antiseptic and put a bandage and recommended to go immediately to the emergency room for […]


Anonymously!A little humor to the ribbon) came Today…

Anonymously!A little humor to the ribbon) came in Today for vaccinations with your child.The pediatrician wasn’t there when she came,as usual asked you,I said to the vaccine.In this moment comes,the grandmother, who is not known in any way at children.advice,they have a pediatrician had a conversation(the grandmother apparently takes place whether med.inspection in some honey.institution,or […]


Not so long ago brought us…

That before brought us to the intensive care unit guy. With a medical history of trouble, but what is known is that found on the ice. This winter fishing was in full swing. The guy in a coma, severe respiratory insufficiency, liver enzymes slightly elevated and signs of inflammation. For CT( computed tomography) pneumonia, in […]


We had one case in the pit:…

we had one case in the emergency at 4: 56 am. The surgeon in the operating room. From the chatter phone has sharply jumped up picking up half asleep on the machine: -reception hall, listening. The voice from the other side: high rise trauma, take!-, left. I indignantly the receiver box back. Call in the […]


Here is a small cry from the heart. Dear patients, please remember…

Here is a small cry from the heart. Dear patients, please remember about the fact that your doctor, especially the surgeon is not the only and main thing in the success of the operation, in addition to it a lot, if not the main, dependent upon the anaesthetist and theatre sister. So when you want […]


On the pavement angrily crawled a Terrible throat. And…

On the pavement angrily crawled a Terrible throat. And behind him, cursing obscenities, was a pathologist. Under the guise of panicles, Snuck dreaded gynecologist. Trembling like a leaf, Got optometrist. With the face terrible, terrible drunk Wandered surgeon is a big troublemaker. Covering the poster, Rushed a wild psychiatrist. All wrinkled up in the morning […]


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