Medical history is always the interest of the General public. So I have one that will be remembered for a lifetime. Classics – emergency Department, 2 in the morning. The patient, male, 50 years. Shy (the only available surgeon was a woman 26 years old =) – pelvic pain, temperature 39-40, been sick for 2 weeks. Nothing more is said. Take him into the office, look or rectally painful prostate on sonography of the abdomen – nothing special… try to patient’s questions about sex and STI… says Nothing and asks a male surgeon, of course not… the Situation is so-so… And then the guy breaks through: he has a girlfriend 20 years, where you need all at once. An erection is not the same as before. So he decided to confidence and toughness to put a pencil in the urinary channel. The pencil has fulfilled its function and is partly broken in the process, but he’s a MAN, the case finished. Then part 2 came out (pulled out), and one left. A week he waited until the third one!!! Result: computed tomography showed a foreign body in the prostate, multiple abscesses of the prostatic, damage to the urethra. Put in urology, pencil and pulled a long treatment, the man was discharged healthy. MORALITY:? make your conclusions yourself, my dear men!!!
History of recovery from coma after many years is not quite so unusual. But always these cases attract, because people like sweeps through time. It happened with the Polish workers-the railroad workers, who was unconscious for 19 years. The story began in the 1980s, when Poland was under the Communist regime. Confused, the country entered […]
History of the Internet in our endocrinology Department is a “permanent customer”- Vasily P. Bob in my 45 years did not work, as he had no time – he thumps. About 5 years ago Bob was dobralsya to acute pancreatitis, and as a result insulinnezavisimogo pancreatogenic diabetes. To continue to live, to plump and not […]
… so, gentlemen, I propose an investigative experiment. Pick up a number of Shoe covers and roll into small, tight ball. Rolled up? Now shove it up your — Yeah, well, why so corny? Not there! Stick it into the windpipe. Just throw the ball in his mouth and immediately breathe in the air. Got? […]
Team calls sitting by the window “socially significant identity” – garbage lay a naked man. Brigade visited 4 times, can find nobody, chimes disturbed every 5 minutes, with threats,with the usual squircle, such as “are you doing something?”, “have you no shame”, “accountat”. Especially angered this individual requested the Manager to pull back, go out, […]
a short ad about the job in health care would look something like this: “Looking for a fool with a medical background to participate in a charity event in the medical facilities. The existence of a wage will be pleasantly surprised. “😷 The doctor is a profession given by God. It is not clear for […]
it was a few years ago. I got a laceration on the arm, near the forearm. Wrapped in a bandage and went to the emergency room. People were not really that amazing, usually always someone there. The doctor was a man in his forties somewhere. I took watered the bandage with peroxide, and gently began […]