This story was told to me by my colleague, classmate,…

This was told to me by my colleague, the classmate, whom fate has thrown in one of the cities of Central Russia. He came back on distribution, got a job as a dentist in the city polyclinic. Soon after he married, got a comfortable flat and had a daughter. And the young parents decided to call to him for help newborn baby’s mother wife’s mother, i.e. the mother-in-law. She immediately rolled and from the first days he behaved in such a way that my didn’t know how to get rid of it. Mother-in-law was a of bitchy: I picked on son in law with or without cause. After another scandal patience my snapped, and he decided to annoy his mother. Gave to a newspaper ad: “get Rid of sciatica quickly and inexpensively.” Phone your the doctor of chiropractic indicated and in the most conspicuous place in the apartment of a newspaper put. I must say that mother-in-law was so sick back, she could not really bend, but after the announcement, I decided to visit this healer, chiropractor. Came mother-in-law to the doctor-a witch doctor, and the was before the New year, he examined her and said, “Yes, your bad deeds, I’m afraid that no amount of medications will not help. My manual skills are powerless. Only by the miraculous saliva all hope”. – “What is saliva?” – did not understand mother-in-law. “The so- “snake venom” – saliva from the unloved person,” explained the other. “Now is the time before the New year and after you apply the saliva on the back. It is the biggest power these days has. About two weeks should the last”. Parted on it, and her mother does not know how to approach his son-with such a proposal. After all, the candidate the most suitable son-in-law and she decided to negotiate through the daughter. Son-in-law initially resisted the “cure” mother-in-law, but then agreed. “Okay, so be it, I’ll make a new year’s gift!” Every night before bed the mother on the bed and lay down and the sore spot was exposed. Son-in-law, gaining a bigger mouth saliva, juicy spat on the back of Tiffany. And then, remembering all the wiles that he built, slowly and gladly rubbed the saliva cloth. The amazing thing is that back at the mother-in-law to slowly pass was, apparently really the saliva of a miraculous son-in-law was or a massage cloth . Even before the new year feast mother-in-law forced son-in-law to do it “back treatment”. So for two weeks I mother-in-law quite back stopped hurting, my friend, even he began to believe in the miraculous power of saliva. Here and there spread throughout the neighborhood that her brother-in-law has such a powerful force in the treatment of sciatica. And went for each dentist, if he did not come up with the excuse that the saliva acts only on the loved ones. And in the house of my friend was established idyll. And whatever happened to all the fighting and swearing. Now the mother-in-law son-in-law can not get enough, the son is calling, and various delicacies, feed to the salivation he was more. After all the “miraculous” was saliva.


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