He is a bad soldier who does not dream to become…

he is a Bad soldier who does not dream of becoming a General[My] DoktorLobanov 2 days back to the late nineties the financial situation of many facilities were in a deplorable state. Physicians have survived as best they could and even to treat managed. It is to maintain the pants, the head physician of the hospital of our district passed an empty garage Soon individual entrepreneurs under warehouses. The tenants are very happy, because the market is near a fence, a watchman at night stands out. Dragged to the garages, boxes of Snickers and Tampax, and lived in a strange symbiosis with the medical facility.To honor the future of the Rockefellers and Abramovich, is to say that they behaved quite decently. Booze was not satisfied, at night no noise, ladies of easy virtue were not taken. And that to him at the light the went, as only by mutual sympathy.The hospital campus is not just a medical high-rise. This is a complex of buildings. Separately, the hospital separately – morgue and KVD. Separate therapy from surgery with her foster parents. People – a few hundred. With all not made the acquaintance. Staff are embroidered the letters in the pockets. OCH – clean surgery, INF – infectious, PED – Pediatrics. The uninitiated – figs will disassemble this code, but its understand. Yes, that last year the hospital was lucky, they had fallen humanitarian help from Germany – lot of disposable jackets pink. Well, it’s all the bourgeoisie they are disposable. And girls year wear. And if spreading, then carefully sutured.Probably because of the large number of staff and happened the following .One evening an individual entrepreneur Sidorov with a loader Ivanov brought back unsold per day product – women’s party tights in boxes from-under bananas. The garage opened and began those same tights to upload. Sidorov, poor guy, the whole day on my feet, got sick, and even hernia tortured. So with a grunt and pulled a couple of boxes, and then without forces has fallen on the seat.- I can’t, Sasha. Fucked up, my back hurts.- Come on, Mihalych, – good-naturedly nodded loader. – Go to acceptance, Katya is on duty. Global Baba. I will say that from me, she’ll inject something, you’ll be fine. And I’m still here myself.- Thank you, Sasha, is nearly in tears from this worries ipanic. Bent in three deaths and in the direction of foster hobbled.And the loader on boxes hauling. The product is not heavy, but bulky. ‘ve got the rhythm, got carried away, humming to himself.- What’s this mess?!Sasha by surprise a little box from his hands, not dropped. Looks – standing next to a car full solid man in a white coat. Looking stern, authoritative, his eyebrows frowning. However, the smell from the man , alcohol. But he’s a doctor. Than it is not the alcohol smell should it? Enemas?- I ask – what do you got?! repeats, louder people.- Why, ship, – shrugged Sasha.Also showed at the boxes, they say that you, my dear man, I do not see?- And who allowed? – roared the stranger.And then Sasha put on hold. Was he hired from the market. All negotiations with the authorities of the hospital Sidorov conducted himself, and Sasha was taken only when the tortured back. So the loader in the Affairs of a local do not understand.- So this is… a contract like that – tried to get out. What is a contract?! You know where you are?! This is a hospital! – white Bathrobe for the importance of raised index finger and hiccupped. – What’s in the box?!- Tights?- You what?- Tights. Well, these: “From Paris to Nakhodka, I stretched the tights”. These are the most.- A disgrace! – again, snapped a white coat. – Upload back, so that your spirit was not here.Sasha is a simple man. But then balked.- I will not download. The owner comes – he will understand. I’m a horse, or something here and there to carry?- Upload back, I say! – increases the voice of the white coat.- I don’t have rested Sasha.- Not going?! the stranger stepped forward, and swung and kicked the box of fuckin ‘ pantyhose.Box, remind, cardboard from under the bananas. From the frequent use of the old. But the stranger is strong. Scattered, short, tights all the yard. Before the Findings did not reach, but got into a mess.- What do you mean?! – stunned loader.He is the face, of course, not financially responsible, but suddenly his Sidorov to pay for the goods make. A white coat for the second box kicks.- Yeah who the hell are you?!- Who am I? Who am I?! Yes, I b… the chief doctor of this hospital. And you are cockroaches!And the third drawer flew after his comrades.Then Sasha could not stand, tried rein head to intercept. Gently took him by the sleeve and then the spark gushed from his eyes.- Oh! – roared the loader and hit back.Returns Sidorov from Katie after the injection, as on the wings. And not hurt him, and a shot from such a beautiful woman like Kate is almost an erotic experience. Looks – what’s the deal? The goods scattered around the yard, on the ground at dusk and ride the two figures. Groaning and trying to drown each other in a puddle.- Yes what are you doing? – screamed Sidorov, assessing the damages.One of the figures in the rumpled and not a white robe, jumped up and rushed into the darkness. The second stood up and was a porter, wiping his face with blood.- Call the cops, Mihalych.- Yes what’s happened? You will not believe.In the morning in the office of the chief doctor comes condition. Ivan Petrovich?- On the spot – frightened nods skinny Secretary Lydia.- There is a statement on it.- P-p-pass.And the chief doctor of the madhouse in the morning. X-ray unit today decided that in his life is enough work and refused. During the night some drunk in the office EGD damaged teeth optics, and in the emergency surgery the medics dropped the stretcher with grandma. Phones are ringing, complaints are flying, in short, a normal working environment.And then a of condition. Hello. Hello – up by surprise the doctor.His head flashed:”Well, dripped someone about my dark. And what a bastard passed? Now, dry biscuits or newfangled to offer a bribe?”- A statement to you, did not delay the policeman.- Statement? What did I do? – surprised the doctor.- Yesterday evening, around 19.00 beat about garages porter Ivanov. Damaged goods entrepreneur Sidorov.- I??? – an elderly physician of a such feats are not remembered. – I last evening from the office came out. Only ten left. I have a bunch of witnesses. And is not the same to fight with someone.- We will understand, – sighed the policeman. – Victims, by the way, in the hallway waiting. In case you have an incident to solve the financial offer. Can I contribute.- I say to you, I didn’t hit anyone yesterday at 19.00. And anyway school is not fought. Lead your victims.Went to the office of Ivanov and Sidorov.- That’s not it, – said the loader. – He was healthy. Yelled bass. Paws – in! And this is old.- And why have you decided that your bandit chief?! – exclaimed Ivan Petrovich.- He said so himself. And in the pocket of his letters was. GC. Type, chief surgeon, I guess.- GC? – thought the doctor. – Well? Bass? Lida, call in purulent surgery. Specify Timofeev else haven’t you gone home?Lydia .- Yesterday, on the day of atonement, Ivan Petrovich. In place.- Come on. Will show you your doctor, sighed Ivan.Went. In a small beside the waiting , his head tucked under a basin, in which Chapaev is still sick, the giant snored and smelled fresh stale dirty man. The nose of the sleeper was broken under the left eye poured luxury bruise.- This is it! – happy Smith. – Who is a doctor.- Understand, ‘ repeated the policeman. – Ivan Petrovich, who is it?- This is our medic. Timofeev – sadly the chief said. – Not the first time such tests are satisfied. The students scare, nurses the young. Seen yesterday durabol with his friend Vaska from the morgue. Went to the office and saw you, well, decided to restore order.- So why is it the doctor had? – surprised Ivanov.Ivan Petrovich was skeptical.Timofeeva was taken directly from the change. He disappeared for two weeks, and then came back for their calculation. Then came another, begging the nurses alcohol, sat on a bench near the receiving and loudly swearing. Ivan Petrovich had been hiding from him.In place Timofeeva took me. “The interview,” the chief of Department looked at my skinny figure and the student nodded. Good. The doctor pulls.I then did not understand him. But then I rasskazivali our Medicine🚑💉💊


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