So, ladies and gentlemen, I propose an investigative experiment. Take

… so, gentlemen, I propose an investigative experiment. Pick up a number of Shoe covers and roll into small, tight ball. Rolled up? Now shove it up your — Yeah, well, why so corny? Not there! Stick it into the windpipe. Just throw the ball in his mouth and immediately breathe in the air. Got? Great! Began to choke? Great! the experiment! In a panic you run to the kitchen and gestures to show his wife that kirdyk on the way. Ringing in the ears, bulging eyes with the flowing of their tears. Misty veil still obscures the light. The wife, having understood by your gestures your last wish, gaining 03. And the team is already flying on about “choking”. You, as a reasonable man (Homo sapiens in Latin), the more – adult Homo sapiens, realize that the only salvation is to wait. After all, you are not a child. You try to calm the panic, to arrange at least one mA-and-scarlet trickle of air that barely breaks through the plugged tube throat. And you hold on, periodically starting to be terrified that the forces on the wane, and the saviors all there. Next to heart-rending howls your spouse does not able to help you. Seconds seem an eternity. Consciousness fades away, legs and arms are broken… And here they are! Call. Wife opens the front door. Only a little bit. Remained some five or six seconds and will you. The last thing you will see in this world, is a pattern, as a wife, taking care of the carpet that you bought just six months ago, requires physicians to wear Shoe covers. Maybe will have time to see and as put on these overshoes. Scary? No? Then imagine that not choke you, and your child is three years. From laryngospasm, for example. And you tell the team how much time you spend at work to buy for the family this carpet, and how much time will be spent, then to clean up after Emergency visit. No, no. In no way I do not claim to own security. We are not talking about that Shoe covers slippery and the medic can fall. Especially if he had several to escape back and forth from the apartment to the car to bring something useful to save you or your child. No. Our security is not even interested in the high chiefs. Believe me. I’m talking only about what’s important exclusively for you. What? You say that you have no one’s choking, not dying, not hanging between life and death? And if so, then why not wear booties? Counter question: why then have you the service of emergency medicine? To listen to the child who is sick the third day, and you are too lazy to raise Jo… sorry ass and take him to the doctor? Or difficult to pick up the phone (320 kg!) and call the doctor at home? Remember: where there is demand from the crews wear Shoe covers, they either need an or those Mat more expensive ones. And you’re not the same right? So, let’s once and for all, called the ambulance – everything you love almost as much as the life and health of relatives. Failed to roll the carpet cover it with newspaper. While the ambulance is coming, there’s still time. Passport, insurance policy – on the table. Dogs, cats, parrots, cannibals, if in the apartment there is a kitchen, wardrobe, balcony, to edrene mother. We are not afraid. Simply, they will interfere. Agreed? Then grab the bonus! Believe? I always have Shoe covers. Honest to God not lying. And I sometimes wear. On the head. Homeless. That lice do not get onto my form. Well, if I was given a form. In some villages in all its work. What do you think? After fifteen calls in work clothes absorbed the flavors of all the apartments and drunks, which I visited , settled all viruses and microbes with whom I visited. A couple of times dragging the stretcher with the fifth floor and he still sweats. In short – fragrant world similar to a scale model of Kuchinsky of a polygon. And believe me, my shoes towards my form is much sterelny. And you tell me about boot covers… Well, everything, everything. Once agreed — forgot about the overshoes. What am I doing? A. Well, Yes. On the form. Well. In light of the above, to get the public to collect signatures under the petition “doctors Undress to cowards!”. Form also have them – do read it! Infection how many in the house of the bear! Why nonsense? About the Shoe is the petition signed? Oh, I’m sorry. Forgotten. Will no longer about the overshoes. All. Going, going. And in parting: don’t you start this adventure. Well, that “physicians Undress to cowards”. I was just. Purely for fun. Joked. First, you would not be. You’re not the MLA.


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