Shoe covers (by Alexander Bessonov) Now, imagine the living man himself, his family, children. Day off. You need to go to the store, bought all the products. The car did not take, decided to take a walk. Bought a lot of things. Happy comes with two huge bags in different hands, and suddenly sneezes. And then the pain is such that as many stars by day saw. Intervertebral hernia. People barely crawled to the apartment. I forgot already, what is really wanted. Back pulling, every movement ends with an electric shock of 220 volts. Fed the family, the breadwinner. Nothing to do, have to go to the hospital. Output again, recall. Private medical center, all cases in the phone – a friendly female voice administrator and a promise to wait for you at the reception. In my head all sorts of adolescent fantasies about nurses, and short white coats. Coming taxi. Are you trying to get in that fucking taxi (somehow, the damn thing just to blame for the hernia), guys are you not sits. Crazy, send a taxi back home, and he quietly slap to the hospital with small steps. But nature will breathe, I consoled myself. After a couple of hours enjoying the birds singing and the gait of a person with problems in the cerebellum, you finally reach the hospital, where you will certainly help. You gently, on all fours, crawling to the stairs, somehow straightened near the entrance, approaching the administrator and you in the face: “the Work of people appreciate the need, at the entrance overshoes wear”. You stumble back, on the way cursing and cursing “the work of the people.” Moreover in my head is brewing a plan to take out the garbage at home here. On the floor of the medical center. Next door stands a table with Shoe covers. And, as luck would have it, blue bags elastic hidden in the bottom drawer. Attempts to take the shoes, back you, though, shoot at close range with a shotgun. And the moment of truth – you know it to recover in the hospital. But the hospital treats those booties and, accordingly, the chances of you a bit. Either forget about the problem and live with a sore back. To find in the Internet the inventor of Shoe covers and slowly, all his relatives, systematically breaking the back and sent on foot to the hospital. Either fight to the end. Again, a slap to the administrator and say that you can’t wear booties. The administrator looks at you as if you can’t put a condom on at the right time. And says: “we Have no Shoe covers no”. Starting to get angry and say things that are missed. “I will heal, and I will then wear these overshoes, not just four on each foot, but two on the arm and on the head. Interest.” Answer: “Not allowed”! Offer to help you what get the answer: “I’m busy”. And see how the administrator looks out the window. Window flakes the snow was falling, soon the New year, which, of course, people will be a bit kinder.
Wildly annoyed by people who do not know what they need from the pharmacist. Currently standing in a queue that is built in the three tail, somewhere at the end of another era has come, and the customer slowly finds out what tablet she should buy, definitely sticking such important and useful cues, such as: […]
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Anonymously. My mom was diagnosed with HIV. As it turned out, the load 700 000 and 2 cells of its last three Sexual partner minus. About the rest knows nothing and does not communicate how long infected do not know. Learned that by accident when I was in the hospital with pressure. No comorbidities were […]
5 in the morning. Very persistent banging at the door. So slow, knowing that in an hour get up for work. The husband, unfortunately, on duty. In the next room snores peacefully on the eve flew to visit my brother. – Open soon!!! Open, on the threshold stands a woman, catches the eye so annoying […]
love to read posts about the work of doctors. The ones where people’s lives are directly dependent on the professionalism of others. Very respect people who love their work,save lives,despite all the ingratitude on the part saved . My mother was a doctor,35 years in medicine. Talked a lot about work. Yes, and I spent […]
Medical history is always the interest of the General public. So I have one that will be remembered for a lifetime. Classics – emergency Department, 2 in the morning. The patient, male, 50 years. Shy (the only available surgeon was a woman 26 years old =) – pelvic pain, temperature 39-40, been sick for 2 […]