I am a teacher of the medical University. The story I…

I am a teacher of the medical University. The I told my student. Happened to him as something of a nuisance in the form of sores, referred to as “varicocele”. Bullshit, this may be the cause of male infertility, and therefore requires surgery, which was performed the young man. Standards after the operation is still semen — this is semen analysis… well, let’s say, the next “aptitude”. Here is my student with direction for examination at the specified office and sees two young ladies in white — one older (by all indications, the doctor, and that then was confirmed), the second younger (later turned out by Intern). He holds the doctor direction and gets an offer to follow in a certain . Notice that semen analysis is the analysis that requires equipment and skills conducting the study. But what casaseca methods of OBTAINING material to study — everything is old as the hills… I am sure that all readers (regardless of gender) to understand me. So here comes a student in this very , plus behind him, tied a young lady trainee… And there is between them is about the following dialogue: — I’ll do it! — offers the Intern — Yes, I like myself can… — responsible student — No, you don’t know how! — Yes, like you know… — you will not succeed! Yeah like it before… Continuing in the same way debate is eventually interrupted by the exclamation of the doctor: “Tanya, leave him alone! He’s not on the swab, and sperm analysis! “(for those who don’t know — do a smear taken by a trained medical staff from the urethra, ie the urethra, to diagnose any “bad” urogenital infectious diseases). After that, Tanya was covered with bright red spots in addition to out of the room, and the student has used the same “old-fashioned” method. Although, in my opinion, could use and not overzealous Intern Tanya. That’s the … Overheard the 🚑💉💊


Tradition. Knowledge. Progress – Custom. Knowledge. Development!…

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To be honest, the homeless, few people on the ambulance…

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I have perfect patients. 1 . They never…

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