I am a teacher of the medical University. The story I…

I am a teacher of the medical University. The I told my student. Happened to him as something of a nuisance in the form of sores, referred to as “varicocele”. Bullshit, this may be the cause of male infertility, and therefore requires surgery, which was performed the young man. Standards after the operation is still semen — this is semen analysis… well, let’s say, the next “aptitude”. Here is my student with direction for examination at the specified office and sees two young ladies in white — one older (by all indications, the doctor, and that then was confirmed), the second younger (later turned out by Intern). He holds the doctor direction and gets an offer to follow in a certain . Notice that semen analysis is the analysis that requires equipment and skills conducting the study. But what casaseca methods of OBTAINING material to study — everything is old as the hills… I am sure that all readers (regardless of gender) to understand me. So here comes a student in this very , plus behind him, tied a young lady trainee… And there is between them is about the following dialogue: — I’ll do it! — offers the Intern — Yes, I like myself can… — responsible student — No, you don’t know how! — Yes, like you know… — you will not succeed! Yeah like it before… Continuing in the same way debate is eventually interrupted by the exclamation of the doctor: “Tanya, leave him alone! He’s not on the swab, and sperm analysis! “(for those who don’t know — do a smear taken by a trained medical staff from the urethra, ie the urethra, to diagnose any “bad” urogenital infectious diseases). After that, Tanya was covered with bright red spots in addition to out of the , and the student has used the same “old-fashioned” method. Although, in my opinion, could use and not overzealous Intern Tanya. That’s the … Overheard the 🚑💉💊


The shift passed fairly quietly, when at 3:40…

Duty was rather quiet, when at 3:40 we awoke to the sound of rolling… Quickly got up, went to the operating room. Brought the kid, 20 years. In a twisted mind. Apparently, drunk. Unknown. Anesthesiology quick connect devices, the nurse places the catheter. The patient wakes up, looks around. Tried to escape, but his hands […]


Anonymous I would Like to touch upon the subject of treatment friends….

Anonymously I would Like to touch upon the topic of treatment friends. In the second year of practice in therapy sent us to the emergency hospital. The cardiology Department. Well, you know, Yes-how many injections I/o, and droppers, a Paradise for the green and shaky hands. Gives me m/with chalk plus tells him to go […]


Soon the announcement to work in…

a short ad about the job in health care would look something like this: “Looking for a fool with a medical background to participate in a charity event in the medical facilities. The existence of a wage will be pleasantly surprised. “😷 The doctor is a profession given by God. It is not clear for […]


English medical journals: “the Beard is a nest of germs”….

English medical journals: “the Beard is a nest of germs”. Some of the most prominent British medical journals began a campaign against the surgeons, wearing a beard. A beard is called a nest of germs. If you believe this campaign, the surgeon embarking on major surgery, not shaving the beard, endangering the patient. The news […]


Hello friends! Know what questions are asked very often…

Hi friends! Know what questions I often ask women? They are: 1⃣ How do I raise their self-esteem? 2⃣ How to deal with irritability and control the emotions? 3⃣ How to learn to say “no” and not feel guilty? Agree, very important issues 🤔 After all, if women are usually such problems, it is unlikely […]


Dear group administrator! The band is called “overheard…

Beloved administrator of the group! The music group is called “overheard at the doctors”, so what’s……. they have arranged a complaints book for patients? I these fu and Fi at work. Let’s filter. Or change the audience. What are the “complain about doctors, ” and all will match the content! Thanks for vnimanie admin: Dear […]


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