The history of the Internet in our endocrinology Department is…

History of the Internet in our endocrinology Department is a “permanent customer”- Vasily P. Bob in my 45 did not work, as he had no time – he thumps. About 5 ago Bob was dobralsya to acute pancreatitis, and as a result insulinnezavisimogo pancreatogenic diabetes. To to , to plump and not to work, Bob must regularly inject insulin. Fortunately, the government cares about people like Bob and provides an unemployed drunk Basil insulin totally free. But every three months the Basil leaves in the pig bout that interferes with regular insulin therapy. In other words, Bob in a drunken stupor unable to inject insulin for several days, or even weeks. Not difficult to guess that each three months the drunk ( read: pissing, fucking, sorry) Bob with full honors at the takes us to hospital. The diagnosis is always the standard: decompensated diabetes mellitus complicated by ketoacidosis. Two weeks we bring the Bob to life, then sent to freedom with a strong recommendation in order to limit the consumption of alcohol. But three months later, Bob again… and so for several years( as has not yet died – I don’t know). And Basil is not alone, we have half the office scored this emergency allswell. I, as a doctor, by and large without a difference whom to treat, but it’s a shame right behind the normal routine of . They can not get to us for hospitalization for six months – there is no space, because we “accepted” VAS at any time convenient for them. Why? Because it is free! In some developed countries, the insurance company does not pay some cases hospitalization if the patient is in a state of alcoholic intoxication, and is at the expense of the patient. And our free medical care is for Alex and for others like him. Going into the next bout, Bob is well aware of how it will end. Yet he is absolutely calm — the call 03, and you’re in the hospital. Well, once you have treated for free, well second, well as you can? Of course , they have nothing to pay. Not a problem : corrective work: will clean yards, clean toilets until, until you cover the cost of the . Do not want to work at large – the camera, at the same time will relieve the society from its meaningless presence. And then it was too well settled: they thump, and the state treats them for free, what would they then drank.


Call 911, You call me…

911 call – You called 911, what is your problem? – 123 Main Street. – Okay, what’s happening? – I’d like to order a pizza. (well, cool, another prank call) – mA’am you’ve reached 911. Yeah, I know. Can I order a large pizza? Half pepperoni and half with cheese, mushrooms and pepper. – Mmmm…. […]


So, ladies and gentlemen, I propose an investigative experiment. Take

… so, gentlemen, I propose an investigative experiment. Pick up a number of Shoe covers and roll into small, tight ball. Rolled up? Now shove it up your — Yeah, well, why so corny? Not there! Stick it into the windpipe. Just throw the ball in his mouth and immediately breathe in the air. Got? […]


Pick a ring and get it as a gift!…

Pick a ring and get it as a gift! 🎁Participate in the contest right now! Luck was on your side 💎Rules are very simple: 1 . Join the group: https://vk.com/sunlightbrilliant 2 . Awesomeness ❤ on this post and 3 any other post группы3. In the comments leave the number of rings that you choose to […]


While waiting for admission. The story is real – a case…

While waiting for admission. The story is a real case from my life.In 2013, I was pregnant, the computer gave a high risk of having a child with down syndrome based on my age group, other reasons were not (tests and screenings normal). The doctor, plus the price was three times sent me to the […]


Born of a woman. lying on rakhmanovka. After more…

born of a woman. lying on rakhmanovka. After still not separated. Suitable teacher with students from BMA and said: “Let’s take the example of this woman repeat spooy of afterbirth. If pressure above the pubis and the umbilical cord is drawn, the placenta is not separated. If not drawn, separated”. And then puerpera begins to […]


Sometimes it seemed to me that this instruction is transmitted…

This seemed to me that this manual is passed from one family to another, though a little on the principle of broken telephone, where each added something of their own. In the intensive care unit where I worked had a couple of weeks without admission of patients with burns, mostly somewhere near eighty percent were […]


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