About patients But what I heard…

About But what I heard and what I had heard in the twenty four hours has completely changed my attitude to domestic medicine and the people who in this country took upon her shoulders the heavy cross of the medic. – Can the doctor see me! – In the order queue. – What , there’s some seniors! They still do nothing, let them stand up! But I have to, I’m in a hurry… What do you mean, you can’t diagnose? – Well, you don’t say anything. – Say: I feel bad! – So I need to examine you, send for analysis, to understand the reason… yeah, that is just the words “I feel bad” you have enough?! Konovalov-s! – Can you tell my wife that I was infected with syphilis for research purposes? And my grandfather drank urine, and great-grandfather and his great-grandfather, and I will drink. – For God’s sake. Want – drink! Why did you come to me? – So you talked me out of it! – Do not understand! And you know that urinotherapy is unscientific? – My grandpa drank urine, and great-grandfather and his great-grandfather, and I will certainly drink! – All you -murderers! My aunt you have been treated, and in ninety-seven-and died! – Here, take these pills. Three a day before meals. And after? – It is better to. – But if I’m after? – What’s the problem? You can’t take a pill and sit at the table? Can. Garbage question! Easy! And maybe still after eating? – But why?! – Th-then… I don’t know… what if… okay. Well. Drink when you want. So I knew that you, the doctors, all the same. I have a complaint to write! – No my consent. You surgeons if only to cut butchers! : Yes, you have peritonitis! ~ I address psychic Kashpirovsky promised. He things at a distance, by phone heals, not you, and vow to give Jack and…


Death is not a reason not to come…

Death is not a reason not to come the Inhabitant of the Perm edge Natalia Luzina put his mother in a queue on reception to the endocrinologist in November 2018 in the neighbouring town, after 5 months, she was called to the wedding reception. “I have a sick mom, I tried to record to an […]


I’ve Citta that medical students ask…

I’ve Citta that medical students are asked to telepathically diagnose”if tingly down there”. I’m a biologist, not a doctor, I mean, absolutely, totally not a doctor. Yes, I know how the people, Yes, I know some of the indicators (pulse, pressure, etc . ) standards. But that doesn’t mean I can treat. Taught at the […]


On the day of my birth, I was in…

on the day of my birth, I was in the hospital and met with the rudeness of akusherki she didn’t want me to asmaterial and said that this was not her job and threw me from office to office. In the end it took about 40 minutes later I returned back in order to akusherki […]


Good evening )) summer is coming!! And…

Good evening )) summer is coming!! A summer in a private home = injury (especially children ). What boys will do – and fall off the bike, and scooter and climb trees and kick a ball. All of this plus bruises and sprains and even fracture. The neighboring boy was playing ball in addition to […]


My wife works in the intensive care unit, regional vascular…

My wife works in the intensive care unit, regional vascular center. All with a broken head, strokes, heart attacks, overdose and pochini the deliria bring it there. Wife, by the way, young petite girl, nurse-anaesthetist. Sisters in rigorous care is not enough this like it sister besides the transactions are still on the wards working: […]


In the late nineties we had a little man…

In the late nineties we had a guy in intensive care, not handsome, worked as a plumber. Went to see him two women with looks of top models. She is the voice crying “save the Happened”, they say, everything you do, kids in kindergarten queue, in the coolest school. It turns out, the head of […]


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