In the emergency maternity ward at a large table,…

Within the emergency maternity ward in a large table next to a nurse sitting . A dressed in a civil dress with cheerful flowers, a having contractions, about every three minutes and the opening 4. It is made in Rozel. The triage nurse fills out the necessary paperwork, a quietly being transferred to a nurse humorous remarks, occasionally digressing to endure the fight. Endured and joking with the nurse. The woman is persistent, as Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya, not screaming, but firmly zazhmurivaetsya and grits his teeth. But at some point doesn’t stand at the peak of the contractions start hitting the table with his fist. Silently. The in the corridor knowingly pregledavate, experienced women sympathetically smiling, men, white and sweating to crawl away to smoke. At this time, past the open doors of acceptance is responsible for the duty gynaecology, peeks in and sees sitting with my back to him woman, brutally beating fist state table, and calmly filled out the paper nurse: mA’am, you make noise? What happened to you?! — addresses the doctor to the patient. In response, the silence, the tense back and the knock of his fist against the tabletop. Madam, I appeal to you, don’t you know? — outraged doctor. You’re in the hospital, not on the site. Stop bullies now! I ask you to pull yourself together and tell me calmly, what about your scandal. Can you hear me??!! The woman slowly turns towards the gynecologist looks at it, fold in half, sideways, low head tilt and drawl gives iridescent, Mmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy… Dr confused: — Okay, I’m sorry, I was wrong! Knock, knock, don’t get distracted.


My friend Irina 23 years old, she’s a girl…

My friend jireh 23 years, she’s very smart and very beautiful. A year and a half ago she found out she was pregnant, but categorically did not want to give birth. Said her before that he wants to build a career, and then already about children to think. Her boyfriend tried to convince her, but […]


In the late nineties we had a little man…

In the late nineties we had a guy in intensive care, not handsome, worked as a plumber. Went to see him two women with looks of top models. She is the voice crying “save the Happened”, they say, everything you do, kids in kindergarten queue, in the coolest school. It turns out, the head of […]


Anonymously please. Worked like that on the weekend…

Anonymously please. Worked as weekend day, at the end of change “bring” the patient by his friends, relatives somewhere at 6. 00 (at the end of the shift). They say his axe just on the head slashed. In fact , the wound of 1. 5 centimeters on the face, can still scmt SGM, well, it’s […]


On the pavement angrily crawled a Terrible throat. And…

On the pavement angrily crawled a Terrible throat. And behind him, cursing obscenities, was a pathologist. Under the guise of panicles, Snuck dreaded gynecologist. Trembling like a leaf, Got optometrist. With the face terrible, terrible drunk Wandered surgeon is a big troublemaker. Covering the poster, Rushed a wild psychiatrist. All wrinkled up in the morning […]


The patient, a woman of 52 years. Right on…

the Patient, a woman of 52 years. Immediately on entering was diagnosed Orthodoxy of the brain. For the entrance one has never been baptized, and whispered something, looking out the window. Refused to remove the headscarf, while in the office – because it is a sin. About the examination the limb, I generally keep quiet… […]


I’ve Citta that medical students ask…

I’ve Citta that medical students are asked to telepathically diagnose”if tingly down there”. I’m a biologist, not a doctor, I mean, absolutely, totally not a doctor. Yes, I know how the people, Yes, I know some of the indicators (pulse, pressure, etc . ) standards. But that doesn’t mean I can treat. Taught at the […]


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