The author, unfortunately, unknown☺ Ethanol: -…

the Author, unfortunately, unknown☺ Ethanol: – hi-hi, it’s me again! Get freaky? Liver: Oh, noooo… Member: Oh, noooo… Brain: Oh, yeah! Uh, dick, what’s it to you last time did not like? Member: – for Example, probing the urethra. Brain: So it was necessary to think before to go nowhere without protective gear. Member: – I? To think? Joke realized. Funny. The liver: – And I metronidazole did not like. Ethanol: – exactly, Exactly, because of him I’m not allowed. Aldehyde dehydrogenase: – Not for him but for me. I’m with him on the sign are not compatible, I’m a virgin, and the he – Goat. 2-oximetronidazol: – Who is the goat?! Brain: – what are you doing here, a metabolite of an accident? You have a half-life of 8 hours. The liver, for that matter! Liver: – Well, no smagula I… there is a quota on the excretion with the feces is only 15%, these biliary went on strike, barricades set up. Ethanol: – So, I in vain looked? Brain: no No, we’ll figure this out. Kidneys! Kidney: Yes, Yes, he’s already in the secondary urine, unable to . Brain: – where were we? Ethanol: – Until 20 grams. The brain (blissfully rolling her eyes): – My favorite size. Hey, alcohol dehydrogenase, do it, do not rush, okay? Alcohol dehydrogenase (busily removing two hydrogen atoms from ethanol): – You forgot to ask. Ethanol: – And I got a completion… Tonsil: – Hello! Prefrontal cortex: see you tomorrow. Almond: – I here while I drive. I have long wanted to find out whether we will be able to jump on the splits to sit on? Member: No!!! Almond: yeah, apparently not. Dick, I’m sorry eh. Member: No, go ahead, yeah. The amygdala: is Spaz, who am I to interfere? The prefrontal cortex is knocked out. Catalase: – Well I can (starts too busily to tear two hydrogen atoms from ethanol). Ethanol: – To the rescue! Liver: – Listen, there’s this places ethanol on the belt. What to do? The remnants of the brain: – Cut cytochrome P450! Liver: – no-no-No, come see, remember how with paracetamol was! The remnants of the brain: – since the paracetamol, and then some little thing deviationa, it sucks! And the amygdala is already Googles something about parkour and scuba diving, as it is winter and -20! Liver (eyes closed pulling the switch that says “R450”): – to Hell with you, parkour is worse, I still have a parapet on the embankment remember. Free radicals: – Gifts, guys! (arrange hard pressure, lipids, those peroxide oxidized). The remnants of the brain: – do Not understand. The liver? The liver: – And I warned. Via P450 ethanol only in the load from these can be made out. Membrane of all body cells: – Well, Holy shit… Blood: Look, I understand you have fun, and I have a critical decline in the volume of circulating plasma. Somewhere flowing. The remnants of the brain: – Member? Member: – I th? For me even sphincter digitorum* tried to use, fails, a leak above. Bladder: – I too don’t look, I’m not in the business. The remnants of the brain: – Kidneys?! Kidneys: – We are small organs, they never told us that we need water with electrolytes and glucose back to pump. The remnants of the brain: – where is vasopressin? Well this is his diocese. Vasopressin (choked voice): – I Here. The remnants of the brain: Where??? Vasopressin: – Yes, all the same, in the posterior lobe of the pituitary gland. The remnants of the brain: – do Not understand why you still there and not here? Vasopressin: – Channel can not open. There is ethanol in the membrane wedged, protein channel pursed calcium into the keyhole can not get, so somehow without me. Blood (gradually shumas): Well to get now. The remnants of the brain: – why are we so sick? Blood: – So there is so much of acetaldehyde this sweet trio spawn. The remnants of the brain: – e, alcohol dehydrogenase and whatever else, that’s enough! Switch on the acetaldehyde! Alcohol dehydrogenase: – We can not, we have legs. Vaughn, aldehyde dehydrogenase ask. Aldehyde dehydrogenase (tongue hanging out of zeal, long traverses in the hands of the atoms of hydrogen and oxygen, I tie them to the acetic aldehyde, to produce acid): – Not-me-Shi-te-I. The remnants of the brain: – why is she alone? The second W should be in the mitochondria to sit? 9th and 12th chromosomes: – We don’t want to upset you again, but we have such interesting defektik available. In General, you have it slightly inferior. Weak and madlenka. Acetaldehyde: – Lol. The remnants of the brain: Again? Why again? 9th and 12th chromosomes: – So we do it for every drunk talk, and you forget by morning. Alcoholic palimpsest: – yeah! It’s me! The remnants of the brain: – Sgin! Che to do? Stomach: – Well I have one idea, but she does not like you. The remnants of the brain: – Damn you, throw! Stomach: – BUE… Eyes: – Hey, here on the output chips, ice cream, pickles and half of a kiwi. Vasiliev mash. The hunger center: – Oh, then the ethanol would come, neurons as a gesture of hospitality agouti-related protein rolled out, and I after him a sudden, such a contradictory whole, so awkward… Eyes: – Yes, see how different you are, we are. The sphincter of the bladder: Hey brain, is there anybody there? We want to write. The imperative urge: Relax… *** medulla oblongata: – the Inhalation and exhalation. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Heart: – so what. So what. So how so. Medulla oblongata: Heart, damn it, not Troy, I’m both for you, and light will not follow. Caffeine: – Heart take over. Heart: where are You from??? Caffeine: – From top media hangover website hangover-dot-Yes. Heart (gasps): – Oxygen! Oxygen! Caffeine: Oh, I’m a little systolic volume increased. Weave enough? Heart: – Liver! Take it from me! The liver (suspected): – It is metabolized by whom? Caffeine: – Through him, through him, muahaha! Liver: – Neeeeeee, not cytochrome! Paracetamol: – Hi! Long time no see! Liver: – B**! Are you here as??? Paracetamol: – From the first page of SERPs for the query “to cure a hangover without registration and SMS”. Liver: – I n****… Ethanol: Now is definitely! Liver (shaivas): – Holy, Holy, Holy, we’re you yesterday at the root… Ethanol: – I’m not yours. I neighbor. Natural, made from selected beet. Arrived to treat you. Chorus: – NEEEEEEEEEEEE! ———————————————- * additional (humorous) the sphincter muscle of male urethra – finger


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